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We’ve Got Tapes from Trump’s Bugged Cell Phone

We’ve Got Tapes from Trump’s Bugged Cell Phone


LET’S GET INTO THE NEWS. PRESIDENT TRUMP HAS BEEN UNDER
FIRE LATELY FOR HIS UGLY LANGUAGE WHEN IT COMES TO
DEALING WITH THE MEDIA. BUT AT A RALLY IN WISCONSIN LAST
NIGHT TRUMP PAUSED HIS SPEECH SPECIFICALLY TO POINT OUT HOW
POLITE HE WAS ACTING. TAKE A LOOK.>>AND BY THE WAY, DO YOU SEE
HOW NICE I’M BEHAVING. WE’RE ALL BEHAVING VERY WELL.>>JAMES: WHO’S A GOOD BOY!
WHO’S A GOOD BOY! IS TRUMP TRYING TO LEAD THE
COUNTRY OR IS HE TRYING TO GET HIS MOM TO BUY HIM AN ICE CREAM
CONE ON THE WAY HOME FROM THE GROCERY STORE? TRUMP WANTS CREDIT FOR NOT
ACTING BADLY? BY THE WAY, I HAVEN’T STOLEN AN
EMPLOYEE’S LUNCH FROM THE FRIDGE IN EIGHT MONTHS.
WHERE’S MY MEDAL? [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
IN OTHER WHITE HOUSE NEWS, ACCORDING TO “THE NEW YORK
TIMES,” CHINA AND RUSSIA HAVE BEEN REGULARLY LISTENING IN ON
DONALD TRUMP’S PRIVATE PHONE CALLS BECAUSE HE REFUSES TO STOP
USING HIS PERSONAL, UNSECURED IPHONE. AS IF DONALD TRUMP HAS PRIVATE
THOUGHTS. BUT TRUMP SAYS THE ARTICLE IS
INCORRECT AND IN A TWEET TODAY HE SAID THIS, “I ONLY USE
GOVERNMENT PHONES, AND HAVE ONLY ONE SELDOM-USED GOVERNMENT CELL
PHONE. STORY IS SOOOO WRONG!”
WITH FOUR O’S IN SO. HE SAYS HE SELDOM USES A
CELLPHONE. AND TO PROVE THE POINT, HE SENT
THAT TWEET FROM AN IPHONE. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
HERE’S HOW INSECURE DONALD TRUMP’S PHONES ARE. EVEN WE WERE ABLE TO INTERCEPT A
BUNCH OF HIS CALLS. AND YOU DON’T WANT THIS KIND OF
INFORMATION FALLING INTO THE WRONG HANDS. THERE’S THIS ONE.>>I WAS IN WISCONSIN LAST
NIGHT. MAJOR BABES EVERYWHERE. ATE FOUR POUNDS OF MONTERY JACK.>>ARE HORSES A DOG OR THE OTHER
WAY AROUND?>>James: AND THIS ONE IS HIGHLY
CLASSIFIED.>>I THINK I’M GOING START A
TWITTER WAR WITH JOHN CENA. LET’S TAKE HIM DOWN A BAG. I’M GOING TO DO A DRACULA THING.>>JAMES: MOVING ON, THE
INTERNET WAS OBSESSED WITH THIS BIZARRE PHOTO OF JUSTIN BIEBER
TODAY. IN THE PHOTO, JUSTIN BIEBER IS
SITTING ALONE ON A PARK BENCH AND APPEARS TO BE EATING A
BURRITO, BUT THAT’S NOT THE WEIRD PART. HE’S EATING THE BURRITO
SIDEWAYS. HERE’S THE PHOTO HERE. WE DON’T KNOW.
MAYBE BIEBER’S BURRITO STARTED TO SPLIT AT THE SIDE.
DESPACITO TIMES CALL FOR DESPACITO MEASURES. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
IT’S HARD TO TELL. IT’S A PHOTO. IT’S HARD TO TELL SINCE IT’S
JUST A PHOTO. JUSTIN BIEBER MIGHT NOT BE
EATING IT. CMAYBE HE’S DOING WHAT I DID IN
HIGH SCHOOL AND IS JUST PRACTICING KISSING. YOU DON’T NEED TO STILL DO THAT. JUST GET A BETTER PAIR OF JEANS
AND YOU’LL BE FINE. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
BUT SERIOUSLY, I DO THIS WITH HOT DOGS ALL THE TIME.
IT’S ACTUALLY VERY GOOD. YOU START WITH ONE HOT DOG BUT
THEN YOU EAT THE MIDDLE, AND WHAT ARE YOU LEFT WITH? TWO HOT DOGS.
THAT’S JUST BEING SMART. AND FINALLY, WE HAD TO TELL YOU
ABOUT THIS. A WOMAN IN OKLAHOMA HAS MADE
HEADLINES RECENTLY, ASKING STRANGERS TO PLEASE NOT FEED HER
DOG. APPARENTLY, THE DOG HAS A HABIT
OF SNEAKING OUT AT NIGHT, GOING TO MCDONALD’S, AND PRETENDING TO
BE A STRAY SO PEOPLE WILL FEED HER. I USUALLY HATE WHEN PEOPLE SAY
THEY’VE FOUND THEIR SPIRIT ANIMAL, BUT THIS IS UNCANNY. THE DOG GOES OUT AT NIGHT AND
BEGS STRANGERS FOR HAMBURGERS. AND THE BEST THING ABOUT A
HAMBURGER, THERE’S NO WRONG SIDE TO EAT IT FROM.
I’M TALKING TO YOU, BIEBER. THIS DOG HAS SOMEHOW FIGURED OUT
A WAY TO GET FREE MCDONALD’S. AND OUT OF RESPECT FOR HER WORK,
TODAY DONALD TRUMP AWARDED THE DOG THE PRESIDENTIAL MEDAL OF
FREEDOM.


Reader Comments

  1. The leftests are trying so hard to make people believe Trump is a perv. Of course it doesn't matter that there's no evidence of pervy stuff. Unlike their Bill Clinton. Lots of evidence & testimony that Clintons a perv.

  2. wait… so your telling me dump wants to be acknowledged for behaving mature and professional for a day? 😟 umm okay isn't that how the president should be acting like all the time instead of acting like a immature child 😂 if you put a side by side of dump and a kid having a fit it would be exactly the same difference age but same results
    am i right

  3. Didn't trump campaign against Hillary Clinton that her emails were unsafe because she used her own server and put american life's in danger and that unqualified her for President and that they should arrest her? look at what he is doing he has a non issue government phone and no one is talking about this like always he gets away with it!!! This is some BS

  4. If the President of the US is intentionally using an unsecured phone that can be bugged, and possibly discussing classified information, isn't that a high level security risk? Couldn't this be considered treason for intentionally risking the security of the country??

  5. And you think that making fun of him will solve the problems. That's pathetic. What a waste of time do something better. 👎

  6. Zionist buggy his cell Phone as same Zionist as Nazi's who killed the polish Jewish people lol we Know who you really are Kazakhstan bicthes

  7. -It's too bad trump is a threat to the middle class, the elderly & poor, & is bad in many ways for the country. Because the moron keeps me laughing for days!

  8. The Justin Bieber isn’t him it was some youtubers called Yes Theory who made a Justin Bieber look a like dress like him and get a wig and made it go famous 😂😂 look it up 😂

  9. the justin thing is fake go to (yes theory) channel and you will know how did they do it also check them out they are so cool

  10. Please tell me no one believes that was an actual recording of Trump? I would imagine a large portion of people that watch this show aren't the sharpest and would possibly, actually think that was Trump… the "iPhone" wouldn't actually be Trump's phone, it would have to be done 3rd party. Presidents don't get to choose the phone they speak on, Secret Service issues them a phone and they are not allowed to have a smart phone. So any Tweets that are made are or most likely 3rd party as instructed by Trump. Just watch this and you'll catch the drift.. https://youtu.be/zMEXQTO4MbQ?t=1023

  11. Let’s hear the GOP defend this shit! Looks like they STILL want to lock up the wrong person… 🤦🏻‍♀️

  12. There are hackers who went to Las Vegas for a convention. We should have one of them hack his phone so they could prove this story.

  13. And he complained about Hillary Clinton and her emails, this guy is so full of shit. Donald Trump stinks clean across the country

  14. James, stick to comedy not politics. All you late night host are pathetic. Carson was the master. You all are still the students.

  15. Can you imagine not only a grown man but one that’s the president talking like this. As president you are elected to do a job not get up and talk like a kid and by the way when does he start working? He has played golf more times then he has spent working for the people. Boy are his supporters going to be pissed off when they have no jobs, things cost more then the did before and they lose their house.has far as I am concerned I don’t want to hear their belly aching.😰

  16. At least if we have access to Trump's calls we'll know what our adversaries know. If the calls are "routine" Trump calls they could divulge a lot.

  17. Damn!!!! If that was really the FAT, LYING, ORANGE IMBECILE on the phone, the U.S. is in REALLY BIG $HIT!!!! Why is he still in OUR WHITE HOUSE!!!!

  18. There's tapes of obama as well,,, taking to Barnie Franks,, hey did you see those dudes last night,, I'm ready to party..set it up.

  19. Trump stands to save millions of dollars annually in interest on outstanding loans on his hotels and resorts if the Federal Reserve lowers rates as he has been demanding, according to public filings and financial experts.
    In the five years before he became president, Trump borrowed more than $360 million via four loans from Deutsche Bank for his hotels in Washington, D.C., and Chicago, as well his 643-room Doral golf resort in South Florida.

  20. being STUPID for some is fame, and believing he is funny… You will go down the drain, with your 'swampy' lovers (guests)

  21. How on earth did a buffoon get to be an American President? The new Rome has a Caligula come back to life to pull down the Empire.

  22. Trump is the greatest pre…pretender, of the 20th and 21st centuries and, also, the greatest liar, of those two centuries.

    Trump is the biggest embarassment, in US history.

  23. Tapes from a presidents cell phone? Not legally you don't. Who has these tapes? They are evidence against the f
    B.i and n.s.a as they are the ones who have attempted the over throw of america. All fed law. To gitmo. Waterboard and execute the terrorist bastards

  24. I heard that all the writers from talk shows were recently fired as they could not come up with any stuff better than the President's stuff.

  25. Typical liberal attitude. Life would be better if you left, and joined a front line military unit. Might even make a man out of you.

  26. You are very hateful ! Are we going to see your name in the pedo group? This is what jumps out about you tv personalities the ones slamming Pres. Trump are scared. . What's your secret ?

  27. Hello ? Mr trump ? You left the lid up again. Could you please come back on your next visit and make sure it is down. We hate to be a bother but some of the other monkeys are complaining. Good night and don't forget ! The invisible zoo.

  28. James sounds like all the other James,Rachel’s, tonight show twats posturing before Trump kicked Hillary’s ass ! They’re all going to be crying , hugging,,having emotional breakdowns again when Trumpy gets re-elected. ;

  29. I'd love it Corden if you get your American visa revoked.Piss him off and you just might …Your in another country that's not your home country and your so rude about its president's how was voted in democratically.. Your there at there behest and you speak about him like he's shit. He has a family and a son, your such a Hollywood Arse sucker. Absolutely disgusting behaviour … I wish being fat was a crime against you.

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