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The Time Zack Morris Tricked His Friends Into Joining The Army Then Abandoned Them

The Time Zack Morris Tricked His Friends Into Joining The Army Then Abandoned Them


♫ Zack Morris Is Trash ♫ – Screech says he has
his eyes on a young lady. Zack laughs out loud. Screech makes a move, but when her menacing
boyfriend arrives, he hides. Zack wants Screech to tell him all about that humiliating thing he just saw happen, then slams a door in his face. Belding has great news. – Madonna’s the new school nurse? – Spoken like a virgin. Bayside is hosting the
California Cadet Corps. Lieutenant Adams says it requires
discipline and hard work. Zack says, “Hard pass.” Belding wants to know
who’s in, and Slater says, “Sign me up.” Zack needlessly announces he’s out, then laughs at his own dumb ass for the second time in two minutes. Belding is done with Zack’s assholery, and says he’s earned 30
Saturdays of detention. Zack whines like a child about
his long overdue punishment. Belding says he’ll let Zack off
the hook to stop the whining if he joins the Corps. But because they need a full class, Zack has to recruit peers. Zack’s delighted to dupe
rubes into joining the army to avoid the consequences of his behavior. Zack tells two nerds the army
serves cake at every meal, Then Zack tells the guy whose
been threatening his friend “Hey if you join the Corp,
you can beat up anybody you want” “and not get in trouble.” then provokes Jessie by saying women don’t belong in the army. Then reminds Kelly that
her family has seven kids and is poor and an army scholarship could be her one chance at college. Then exploits Lisa’s sexual
attraction to the Lieutenant. But he needs one more sucker. Bingo. Screech strikes out again, and Zack says the only
way he can get a girl is by being a real man in the army. Zack paints Screech a fantasy where he becomes a decorated officer who can throw dudes into outer
space and gets babe smooches. The gang is nervous, but
Zack tells them to relax because it’s just the army. Lieutenant Adams is doing his
army thing, yelling and such. Zack tells him to chill. The Lieutenant tells Zack
to drop and give him 20. Zack cracks a dumb joke. Lieutenant says, “Make it 50.” Zack continues to goof, thinking that will decrease
his number of pushups. The Lieutenant says, “Make it 100.” Zack considers ways he
can maybe bribe this guy. Zack shows up the next day, in his quitting uniform, but Lieutenant Adams says
he wants to make a deal. There’s an athletic competition and if Zack’s team wins he
can quit with no detention. He’ll even let Zack pick the teams. Zack senses nothing suspicious about this man suddenly being
nice and agrees to his trap. Zack puts all the nerds
and weaklings together on Slater’s red team, then picks all the jocks
and able-bodied babes for his blue team. Slater says that’s unfair, but Zack promises the teams are balanced. The Lieutenant says Zack
is now on the red team and Slater is on the blue team. And it shouldn’t matter
because the teams are balanced. And this was obviously a trap, you dingus. Slater’s team is killing it. Thriving with a real leader. Zack’s shit is a disaster. The team he built to
fail is doing just that. And he’s yelling at
cadets who are only there because of his lies. Zack’s team struggles with
the first obstacle of the day, which is all it takes for him to loudly call them losers and
storm off like a pouty bitch. Screech pleads with Zack to come back but Zack says he doesn’t want to waste any of his precious beanbag
chair magazine time. Screech reminds Zack he’s the only reason any of them enlisted. Zack says he lied, so what? And scolds his friend for trusting him. Screech says he used to look
up to Zack, but not anymore. Hitting Zack the only place he feels it, his fragile blonde ego. Zack returns, not dressed to compete, and says he’s ready to compete. He begs to reenlist, because he can’t stand being made to feel like less than Screech. Lieutenant Adams says
it’s up to his teammates. Zack says he’s sorry
for calling them losers and he wants back in. They say yes, because the
team he designed to lose needs him to win. And they have a deep
insecurity about losing since he yelled they were
losers just one day ago. The games are going great. Who cares. Zack’s only win is during
American Gladiator combat when he distracts his
opponent to sucker punch him. It’s all tied up! Each team has to pick one member to run the final obstacle course. But instead of taking that responsibility, to make up for the many events he skipped, Zack puts the burden
on Screech’s shoulders. And Screech wins, and gets
the girl, no thanks to Zack. Lieutenant Adams says he
guesses this is goodbye. Zack says it isn’t because
he’s not a quitter. Except he certainly is. Because we never see Zack
in Cadet Corps ever again. And who knows what happened
to Lieutenant Adams, he probably fucking killed himself. Let’s review. Zack Morris disrespected a
soldier visiting his school, and instead of accepting his punishment, took a deal where he
had to convince students to join the army, which he only accomplished
through lies and manipulation. And quit after day one,
when he had to do pushups for his insubordination. Then was given a second chance, that he used to cheat his
way onto a winning team. And when the team he built
to lose started losing, abandoned everyone. Then only returned to
repair his damaged ego, and only won a single event
because of a sucker punch, and when the pressure
was on to win it all, he stepped away like a coward, and didn’t learn anything from any of it because he quit one last time, right after saying he’s not a quitter. Zack Morris is trash. ♫ Zack Morris Is Trash ♫


Reader Comments

  1. But was this more trash than the time Zack Morris used slave labor for his own profit?
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krkZXnGysHI

  2. But yeah why the hell was Lisa the only one of the main girl squad cast to be in the “loser group?” Something smells racist.

  3. It’s funny when you look back on this show, you realise how despicable some of the characters really are.
    Zack is always scamming people and rarely suffers any consequences.
    Jessie claims to be an activist but often forces her beliefs on others and only thinks of herself.
    Screech stalks Lisa to the point where it’s way beyond creepy.
    Lisa is spoilt and even when Screech isn’t being creepy, she’s really horrible to him.

    Seems like the only decent characters are Kelly, Slater, Tori and Mr Belding

  4. I always crack up when I see a soldier walking around indoors with his cover on in these shows. Writers obviously have no idea about simple military regulations. Lol

  5. Zach Morris is trash, but he does have a pretty good salute compared to most media representations of salutes.

  6. I bet Zack talked Bush Jr into starting the Iraq war, just to get to first base with one of his daughters.

  7. having never watched saved by the bell….because i hated it….i feel like zack morris is trash in every episode

  8. And we never see the Army again, presumably because they all killed themselves over the thought of having to serve with Zack Morris

  9. Let's talk about how they use Lisa to show just how much they disrespect Black people especially Black women. The writer of this show is trash.

  10. Do any of us today need to be convinced that Zack Morris is trash?

    Having accepted that is true, I was a die hard fan of the show.

  11. How did nobody notice that their uniforms closely resemble Nazi Brown Shirts complete with red armband and all? With today’s cringe sensibilities this would have caused outrage

  12. I loved this show as a kid and I guess I never really thought about it this way but I guess Zack Morris really is trash lol

  13. Precious bean bag chair magazine time! OMG that line had me rolling so hard. I've been becoming a really big fan of your work lately and I can't wait to see them all. Thank you so much for making YouTube funny!

  14. Fun fact: Lt.Adams(Cylk Cozart) and Lisa (Lark Voorhies) are both from Nashville TN,and are both of Native American and African ancestry. Your welcome 😁😁😁

  15. I feel like zack is exactly like the military only winning by using a sucker punch and lying to people to join

  16. This one your wrong about him letting screech run the tie breaker was good not bad. He was a team player and not a credit hog for once and let screech run it so screech could be the man the MVP if he won and would get the girl. So this one u was wrong about. The other 99% u dead on tho lmao 😆

  17. i had no clue that this show was literally about how this piece of shit narcissistic child just ruins all of his friends lives constantly.

  18. Why is Lisa always on the nerd team when they compete? This is also the case in another episode. Black=less than human=nerd on saved by the bell

  19. Dude I think Zack was an a hole character, but why do you keep making him come out like trash in all your videos? lol

  20. "Only convinced people to join through lies and manipulation". Hm sounds like he'd fit in right at home with the Army.

  21. Zach Morris is a fictional character, but it could be argued that the writers are trash in real life. I mean, kids watched this show. I was one of them and I learned few if any moral lessons.

  22. This one is a stretch because in the end Zack got screech to believe in himself, and because he did that it gave screech confidence.

    Not sure this qualifies as Zack is trash lol, he apologized, begged his team for forgiveness and then lead them to victory lol. This ain’t the one lol

  23. Lucky Zack Morris didn't try to join the navy 🚢 or the air force as he would be too dumb for those fields

  24. That LT didn’t kill himself. He submitted his 4187-1-R and left for Bosnia. Because it’s better than dealing with Zack.

  25. As someone who served for four years in JROTC in high school, Zack Morris is a goddamn scumbag! 😠😠😠

  26. Zack lied to get people to join the Army? He sounds like an Army recruiter lol. (To be fair, mine didn't lie to me, but he probably didn't feel like he had to seeing as I came to him. …also, BDUs are ugly as shit. OCP master race.)

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