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The Time Zack Morris Got His Friend Struck By Lightning Then Exploited Him

The Time Zack Morris Got His Friend Struck By Lightning Then Exploited Him


♪ Zack Morris is Trash. ♪ (bell rings) – [Narrator] Zack Morris is dreading Mr. Testaverde’s midterm, a teacher who strikes fear in students when you yell
his name for no reason. Jessie is studying with books. Zack mocks her literacy, then gambles his sunglasses on a water balloon quick draw, Zack’s lost three days in a row, make that four, because Slater set his dopey ass up. – I couldn’t throw at
a friend you pinhead. – [Narrator] Yeah, sounds
like you really like the guy. But Zack can’t stop the bleeding and rolls the hallway dice again. He bets his HAM radio when Slater says Kelly will be next down the stairs. Zack stalks Kelly and
has a troubling constant knowledge of her location, she’s in volleyball practice, except she isn’t because Slater
got the drop on him again. Zack’s displeased, he’s being fleeced like the simpleton he is. Zack signs off one last time
for all his fans out there in radio land, fucking no one, and sends Screech to the
roof to do the dangerous work of disconnecting the antenna, which causes Screech to be struck by lightning. As he stumbles around dazed, Zack does nothing to assist or call for an ambulance, he lets him walk home alone, right after Screech predicts a phone call before it rings. Then Screech yanks Zack out
of the way of an accident that could have saved the
world a lot of misery. Ever since the lightning, Screech sees glimpses of the future. Zack realizes Screech’s
high voltage brain trauma gave him a gift, a gift he could share with the world and change it forever. So naturally Zack swears him to secrecy to hog it for himself, then gloats about his scheme not realizing Screech would see that, idiot. Mr. Testaverde’s reviewing, everyone’s feverishly trying to keep up, Zack goes out of his way to show he doesn’t care, it’s really just sad. Slater wants his radio,
but Zack’s feeling lucky. He wants to go double or nothing for Slater’s jacket on
another thrilling round of predict the stairs walker. Slater makes a solid
guess, but Zack squanders Screech’s super-human
powers to see a trombone, a confused and cold Slater
is pushed to self-harm. Zack’s calling the track to see how soon he could get Screech betting on ponies, then clumsily spills while
passing Screech his phone, electrocuting him for the second
time in less than 24 hours. He ignores his pain and squeezes him for the three mid-term questions. Zack continues his gambling marathon. He interrupts Slater helping Kelly study to propose whoever
scores higher on the test will be the loser’s slave for a week. Slater gladly accepts as
Zack is a known dumb ass. Kelly questions Zack’s
sudden academic confidence. He uses hacky mind tricks to make her beg to come over for a study session that is most assuredly a sex trap. Yup, the only thing Zack’s studying is Kelly for vulnerabilities. Kelly can’t get any work done in this dimly lit room with corny music. Zack helps her relax with
some uninvited touching, then tells her to close her
eyes so he can assault her, which she narrowly avoids. Zack knows a great way to learn, let’s dance and throw books. Zack tells her to relax again, as he mashes half a
chub against her jorts. Jessie interrupts, thank God. Kelly invited the gang to study, that thing they’re not doing. Zack wants them to die. – Where’s the lightening
when you really need it? – [Narrator] Jessie is
rightfully skeptical Zack knows anything, Zack says he can see the answers, narcissistically deluding himself into taking credit for Screech’s talent. He says they only need to
study for three questions. Now be gone, so he can jack off while this room still smells like Kelly. Screech’s visions are mixed
up since that last zap. He sees all kinds of test questions. He’s losing his damn mind. – Did you know that
Lincoln freed the Japanese? – [Narrator] Zack
disregards Screech’s need to be in the emergency room yesterday and commands him to see the future. Nope, Zack is boned, until he gets a great idea. Zack runs every bathroom faucet, wasting precious Southern California water to impersonate Belding
on a call to Testaverde. He reports a massive campus flood, midterms are postponed. Then impersonates Testaverde,
calling in sick to Belding and feeds him the only
three questions he studied, so Belding can deliver the midterm. Zack’s plan falls apart
at the starting line, when Testaverde arrives to help with the crisis Zack manufactured. The deduced deceit, but who would commit double phone fraud before 8:00 a.m.? The same moron who didn’t turn his ringer off before class. Here come the real questions, Zack blew it. When grades get posted,
he walks past Kelly like nothing happened. His peers are in emotional shambles in the wake of his latest failure. Screech got an A. He did this crazy thing called study. Zack rebukes his work ethic. Now Zack is Slater’s slave and pranks him by ordering a spicy pizza
he’ll have to pay for, plus another one that isn’t spicy after Slater takes one bite, wow, really showed him. Let’s review, Zack Morris
compulsively gambled away his radio on a losing streak, then made Screech disconnect it, which got him struck by lightning, then did nothing to help. When he learned Screech
got a miraculous gift, Zack horded it to see a trombone, then electrocuted Screech again and lost it. Then made unwanted sexual advances under the guise of having test answers, answers he did not have. And instead of alerting his friends, committed half-brain trickery, that had no chance of
working for even an hour and still didn’t learn the
value of doing any work ever. Zach Morris is trash. ♪ Zack Morris is Trash ♪ (bell rings)


Reader Comments

  1. Interesting fact: Zack Morris hangs an Australian flag on the door of his bedroom. Seem a little strange?
    It's no surprise he idolized Australia. A land founded by criminals!

  2. Israel and Saudi Arabia are complete 💩🚽💩🚽 as "allies." 💣💥👹🔥🐷☠🤖💰💸💰💸🖕🏻🖕🏻⚰⚰⚰😬🔨👎🏻👎🏻

  3. Okay but do tommy pickles is trash. He always puts chuckie in danger even tho chuckie is constantly afriad. Even in all grown up he was trash look it uo

  4. I'm beginning to think that the only episode that Zack Morris isn't trash is the episode in which he stops the oil company from putting oil rigs on the school grounds. One of the saddest episodes ever poor little duck, wait was the ducks death Zack's fault, if so he he is trash…

  5. It’s weird. I used to watch this show before going to school, and now I’m watching ZMIT before going to college today.

  6. Hey so Slater was a complete jerk too but you don't point this out. And what kid wouldnt try to exploit their friends special tallent. I'd take these kids over the bullies that cause kids to commit suicide today any day

  7. All these kids were messed up. Kids are creeps especially boys. Deal with it. And zack MARRIED Kelly later on in life. So guess he wasn't such a jerk after all just an average kid

  8. I love the “Zack Morris is trash” series. It always brightens my day and makes me realize how much I hate Zack lol…🤣

  9. Mr. Testaverde thought of himself as such a bad teacher after almost all his students failed that he probably fucking killed himself.

  10. Ok, this is what happened after the events of Saved By The Bell: The College Years. After they married, Zack lived off Kelly by prostituting her. When Screech returned to Bayside to assist Mr. Belding (The New Class), Zack secretly used him to sell drugs to kids. He lured him by telling him that Lisa realized Screech is the love of her life after all, but she needs him to become rich in order to pay for her expensive lifestyle. A total lie, because Zack hasn't spoken to Lisa since he got her pregnant and then dumped her. Zack also arranged a professional wrestling match between Slater and Marvin Nedick (the main jock from Valley); he betted against Slater and then ran him over in order to assure Marvin’s victory. Finally, Zack sabotaged Jessie’s scholarship for Stanford, then he convinced her of becoming a stripper in Vegas in order to pay for college (with him as her agent charging 30 per cent of course). And that’s how Showgirls happened.

  11. It would be so hilarious & amazing if you convinced Mark-Paul Harry Gosselaar to narrate one of these episodes. (Sort of depends on whether he can have that kind of sense of humor about the character he played of course.)

  12. the fact hey could make 4 seasons of this really shows us the truth about this, to quote my girlfriends dad, Chad.

  13. It's weird how the actor of Zack is a nice guy irl and screeches actor is a complete douche but on saved by the bell it's the other way around

  14. To tell u the truth zack is not trash screech is. u should start doing screech is trash beacuse its true screech does bad stuff zack is a good kid screech is a good kid but he does dump stuff so this should be called screech is trash not zack is trash.

  15. The personal discovery of these videos has really been borderline hilarious this morning. I should be studying but… maybe just 5 more vids.

  16. "wasting precious Southern Californian water" has got to be Zach Morris worst sin yet. Zach Morris is traaaaaaash.

  17. Zack should have got Screech to see into the future to pick a diff love interest. Seeing that Kelly would turn to look like trash before moving to Beverly hills & Jesse was the pent up nympho who would become a prostitute/stripper in Vegas.

  18. I get it! Being trash is a sport!

    Being trash requires creativity, obtuse disregard for others, and the ability to say no to people when they say no to you. That's why this is so great – it's sports commentary. It has taken an old sitcom which was popular among many 35-year-olds one hundred years ago and connected it to the present, and by doing so created an insightful commentary on the state of our world from the 1990s to now.

    It would be funny if this series backfires and spawns ten million more Zack Morrises.

  19. A small thing I noticed, when Zack says the pinhead line to Screech at the beginning, you see Screech mouthing Zack's line. Interesting little tidbit.

  20. This series just show most of us how easily we are manipulated and led like sheep to like zack at the time because of he was made to look cool. Yep I admit it I was one of them lol

  21. I think growing up we never really thought about Zack being such an asshole because it was comedy. another thing that people don't think about is that the show makes Attractive people look like assholes when a lot of Attractive people are nice people.

  22. This child has a compulsive gambling problem, is a philandering douche, and a career criminal who isn’t even smart and we wonder where everything went wrong…

  23. Did anyone notice that when Zach says, “I couldn’t throw at a friend, you pinhead,” Dustin Diamond mouths the words along with him?

  24. They need to do Saved By the Bell the adult version with all of them casted. They're not doing anything. Just do it!

  25. So Zack spills soda on his cell phone damaging it enough to electrocute someone. I know he doesn't care about Screech but Jesus he doesnt even try to wipe his phone off? What a narcissist.

  26. Who would commit double phone fraud before 8am? The same morron that forgot to turn his ringer off before class, lol.

  27. double or nothing, if you win you get the radio you already won, if i win i get your jacket. I don't think they realize how double or nothing works

  28. Screech almost saved the world 🌏 a whole lot of misery – not bad at all – lol ☺

  29. Zack is listening to music 🎵🎶🎼 to show he doesn't care – classic – lmao 😆

  30. Can we take a minute to appreciate that the legend, Dashiell Driscoll, had to watch all of these episodes in full to write these summaries for us? That has to be so painful.

  31. That Zack Morris character makes that denice the menace character look like a complete angel by comparison

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