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Tac2COOL RELOADS

Tac2COOL RELOADS


Drop it! Both your guns are empty. So you’ve noticed. (Text: “CONGRATS FOR STOMPIN’ RATS”) Oh thanks, sweetie. Is that for me? Alright. Yeah, totally sweet, right? Bet you they don’t show you this in third grade. [imitating gun whooshing sounds] [child laughing] Freddie, keep a lid on your tricks. Marisha’s gonna see that. Dude, so what? “So what?” You know how many sicks reloads I had to do to get her to marry me? Leave it on the rocks for a month. I’m sick of reloading our marriage. Please. No more reloads at my house. I’ts not my fault she’s smoking ho- ! Freddie! Fine. When we’re getting our brewskis, we’re going to pretend this conversation that never happened. The pigs that busted our gang. They’re here, right? Yeah, this is it. Oh God. Hey boss, we’re not gonna bring the bazooka? We’re clowns, you dipshit. We’re not using it. So why’d you pack the bazooka if we’re not gonna bring it? Which one of you idiots packed this bazooka? [Inception BWAHH] Hey, Freddie.
[Inception BWAHH] Oh. Uh, hey. Ugh, I’m having trouble reloading this damn thing. Could you please help me? [Inception BWAHH] Hot dogs! gawds! Yeah. Sure, sure. [Even more Inception BWAAHHS] [fan whooshing] Wait, can you help me get the TV working? I was trying to put the game on. Think the batteries are dead. Can you reload them? May I tell you to throw these two batteries away into the trash? But they’re still good. Trust me. Now! Alright, hot dogs are r— Freddie… Sports, y’know. Freddie! I was just putting on the game. I saw what you were putting on! Dude. She asked me to help. How could you? Niko. It’s not her fault, man. No more reloads. Fine. Sacred promise on your mother’s grave. Fine. Under no circumstances will you ever reload my house ever again. Fine. [Bro Shake] I promise I will never perform another sick-ass reload in your house ever again. [Ding dong] [Door break] Reloading!
(echoed) I— Y— You got this one, man. I’m out! 𝘙𝘦𝘭𝘰𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨! Oh wow!
(slowed down) AAAAARRRRGGGHHHH!!! 𝘚𝘢𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘦… 𝘰𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘮𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳’𝘴 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘷𝘦… [Bro Shake flashback] 𝘙𝘦𝘭𝘰𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨… [flashbang] 𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘯’𝘵 𝘴𝘦𝘦! What?! Imposs— Honey! You’re my hero! Are you hurt? I’m fine. Thanks, partner. No problemo. I do have one question, though. If someone reloads in the woods and no one’s around to see it, is it still Tacticool®? Hell yeah, it is. [stilted laughter] YEAH! [BRO SHAKE] Hey, boss! I assume you have the package. We got it. I have been waiting for this shipment of drugs and money for so long… We don’t have the drugs or money, but… You’re gonna love this! The hell is this? How is this better than drugs? You can get drugs and money at any time. Any time. You know, right down the street… but what you can’t get… is this limited-edition… 500 unit only, long-sleeve, black t-shirt. I mean streetwear 𝘢𝘯𝘥 street value. Check this out. They’ve never made a jacket before. This is the first jacket they’ve ever made. Everything on the store sells out… in like one day, two days, sometimes even hours. in like one day, two days, sometimes even hours.
Whoo! in like one day, two days, sometimes even hours. Gone! You see this right here? I’m wearing one of those right now. You get high on your own supply? Think about it this way. You have a shirt on right now. 𝘐 have a shirt on right now. I’ve got three shirts on right now! And this shirt right here… could be the shirt that we all have right now. Drugs and money? Everywhere. But this merchandise will never be available again. You see what I’m saying? corridordigital.store


Reader Comments

  1. I know i just got here but what is the skin on that bayo and why is it not in a case yet you wud think valve would be better about making more money from us when content like this is just on the internet for them to steal

  2. guuuys ease up on the native instruments 😀 watching the film there is more and more stuff happening when the story grows but the dynamics and tension with sound s boosted to the max from the beginning and is running as flat through out! Tension and sound is not growing with the story.

  3. at 0:24 he's squatting, and next shot, he's sitting on the ground… CONTINUITY PLEASE… :p losing production value here… 😀

  4. you guys are in Will Smith's new video about gemini man at 5:11! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5y4kxhZIBA

  5. One of the reasons I love watching your videos is because the sound is always balanced. It's nice not having to adjust the volume all of the time.

  6. from 5:12 to 5:13 is sounds like someone (I think Sam) said go, so i think that they need to cut that little bit out in editing

  7. Me: question
    Corridor: what is it buddy
    Me: how are the enmeis get blinded even DO THERE WEARING MASK???????
    Corridor:uhhhhhhhhhh (runs away from the question)
    Me:😬😬😬

  8. Ok, I have an idea for you guys. Can you do a video on this video game called "Driver: San Francisco?" I know it would be a lot of work, but it would be really cool. If you are not familiar with this game, this guy does a beautiful job of describing it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTkxzQDo0ng

  9. 3:33: My voice pitch when waking up in the morning. Ps. that was my favorite second of the entire video. Just that word.

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