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Reagan having a talk with Obama

Reagan having a talk with Obama

hello I'm from the government and i'm here to help well i am the government and I'm really busy now you have no idea how hard it is to be President I always like to say politics is not a bad profession if you succeed there are many rewards if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book so what you're doing here this oh I'm redistributing the wealth I learned in school spreading the wealth is good for everyone will I learned from real life that it's not what about the guy you're taking money from okay so it's good for seventy-five percent of the people isn't taking money from one person to make three others happy a good thing no it's a very bad thing in fact there's a word for it it's called theft but it will better the lives of three fourths of the people actually it will make life worse for one hundred percent of the people and we call that socialism I can't stand how all your conservatives say socialism like it's a dirty word that's funny I feel the same way about how you liberals use the word capitalism how about giving me five minutes let me tell you a story jelly bean no thanks I'm good well they're mine and I'm happy to share some that's all right Ron as I see it I'm already entitled to at least half of them that's a good one not long ago there was a college professor in texas and OU can you make it Southern Methodist I'm gonna have me a presidential library there one day sure yeah right when I'm president I'm gonna have the biggest Presidential Library in history yeah cuz yours is gonna be the only one with an adults-only section oh gosh I just cracked myself up so the professor was teaching one day when one of his students came up with what he thought was a brilliant idea professor on behalf of the entire class I would like to go on record and say that socialism works it gets rid of the upper and lower class no one is rich and no one is poor we would work hard and we would share everything oh man yeah go us uh sounds wonderful we'll be able to have private jets right hmm don't think it'll work very well I feel what you're both saying and I love you for it you are both very intelligent women yeah it wasn't me socialism huh all right let's do a little experiment all grades will be averaged for the next two tests and everyone will receive the same grade oh that sounds good I mean the best students will still have pretty good grades and now nobody will feel like a failure raid my lips no one will be a failure right son you got it pop this is great news I better text my buddy call Red Rover Red Rover no need to send those answers over yeah you probably would have got caught anyway I wish I had that on tape so the time came to put the experiment to the test it didn't seem like much changed maybe one or two had doubts a very good question very direct and I'm not gonna answer it here I smoked it but i never inhaled i know you're not a criminal right i have been here saved everything will class the results are in everyone gotta be what oh all right go us build this is all your fault i demand a recount hey this is perfect my average just went up No Child Left Behind right what are y'all students who had studied hard we're upset while the students who had studied very little we're happy but when the next test rolled around the students who had studied little studied even less in the ones who had studied hard decided since they couldn't make an a they wanted a free ride so they also studied less the second test average was a d no one was happy when the third test rolled around the average grade was I like the color red because it's a fire and they always see myself as being on fire the scores never increased as bickering blame name-calling all resulted in hard feelings and no one would study for anyone else to their great surprise all students failed if you think i have worked all these years to let her write on my car didn't you oh this is not my phone might be on my own you see class socialism doesn't lift the bottom up it tears everyone else down what was a stupid idea I could have told you that on tape wait I I think I did who came up with this idea anyway I'll tell you who came up with it the new kid let's get him let me be clear animal nevermind so man what did you think gene interesting story but I I don't see it the same way we'll just remember government's first duty is to protect the people not run their lives or steal their ambition and dreams a government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take away everything you have you

Reader Comments

  1. Yet, he still didn't even understand at the end. That is the problem, he cant relate to anybody. He is mentally ill, he's narciscistic.

  2. I have no idea how I got here, it just started playing it out of no where… But, I thought It was brilliant !!

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