Boy: My name is Rafe Katchadorian, and
welcome to my crazy life! *Digital alarm goes off* Rafe: (says to drawing) Shut it down boys. Mom: Please tell me you didn’t stay up all night drawing again… Mom: I know it’s hard to start a new school,
but there’s a whole world out there. Rafe: There’s a whole big world in there, too. Rafe: This is my sister Georgia. Rafe: (yelling) Mom, she’s doing it again! Mom: She’s gonna get me arrested. Georgia: Hello, not getting any younger here! Mom: Do that again and you’re not getting any older, either. Rafe: This is my mom’s new boyfriend Carl. Carl: Phone lady, search for ways to get rid of kids you don’t like. Siri:”Calling Mommy.” Carl: (yelling) No, stop, stop, hang up, hang up! Carl: Hey mom! I’m breaking up, eghhhhhh– Carl: Gotta go. Rafe: And this, (Principal: Excuse me,) is my new Principal, Dwight. Principal: Everything you have on is breaking rule number 22. Rafe: What’s rule number 22? Principal: The code of conduct, read it! Principal: Look what’s happening to your shirt. Principal:Nobody needs to see where
your chest hairs are going to be. Rafe: So, yeah. Rafe: This year is gonna be fun. Teacher: No loitering! Move it people. Friend: Intense, huh? Rafe: Seriously? It’s like I’m in prison! Teachers and Principal: No outside food, no talking, no laughing,
no going to the bathroom. Teacher: It’s a pretty common rule. Principal: Don’t you see, Rafe? Principal: My school, my rules! Friend: This is hilarious! Teacher: Hey! Teacher: Hand over the notebook. Principal: Rule number 26. Read it out loud. Rafe: Written material deemed inappropriate will be destroyed? Principal: Bring the yellow bucket! Rafe: You don’t understand, those drawings mean everything to me! Principal: Creativity has no place in this school. Drawings: Rafe, save us! Principals: Rules are rules. Drawings: Your new principal suuuccckkkkss. Rafe: No risk, no reward. we have to fight. Friend 2: We’ve gotta take on the establishment. Rafe: Alright guys, I’ve given you all your assignments. Rafe: Let’s break every rule in the code of conduct Rafe: To expose Principal Dwight. Friend 3: Alright Katchadorian… Friend 3: I’m in. Rafe: Let’s do this! Kids: *cheering* Mom: What are you doing? Rafe: I’m just excited to get to school early. Mom: Really? Principal: Oh my gosh… Principal: that could have been me! Georgia: If you get caught, you’re gonna end up in a new school, called prison. Principal: I will find the hooligans Principal: and I will bring them to
justice. Student: Uh, the microphone is on the fritz, sir. Principal: (cut together) I. like. my. big. butt. *Classroom laughs* Rafe: It’s a good day. Janitor: Whoever did this is committed to the art.