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Key & Peele – Power Falcons

Key & Peele – Power Falcons


[rock music]
– ♪ SAVING EARTH FROM SPACE ♪ POWER FALCONS! – [roars] [falcon screech] [growls] – YELLOW FALCON,
WHAT DO YOUR SENSES TELL YA? – DESTRUCTO IS
A KILLING MACHINE. – [growls] – HIS ARMOR IS IMPERVIOUS
TO OUR BLASTERS. YOU GOT ANY IDEAS,
RED FALCON? – SURE DO, YELLOW FALCON. BLUE FALCON, YOU REMEMBER
OUR BATTLE AT DANGO BLUFF? I’LL TAKE THE LEGS,
YOU TAKE THE BLASTERS. – IT WAS BEAVER CREEK,
AND I TOOK THE LEGS. MAKE SURE YOU SHORE UP
THAT FLANK, BLACK FALCON. – UM, ARE YOU TALKING TO ME? BECAUSE I’M
THE GREEN FALCON. – NO TIME FOR THAT,
BLACK FALCON. PURPLE FALCON,
ARM MISSILES! – ROGER THAT.
ARMING MISSILES NOW. [machinery whirring]
– UH– – BATTLE FORMATIONS.
WE’RE GOING IN. – HEY.
– ROGER THAT. – HOLD UP.
– COPY THAT. – ROGER.
– MY FALCON IS GREEN. – HEY, HEY, HEY.
WE CAN TALK ABOUT OUR FALCON COLORS WHEN WE GET
BACK TO BASE, BLACK FALCON. RIGHT NOW,
WE GOT A MISSION TO DO. FALL INTO FALCON FORMATION. [screaming, explosion] – WELL, NOW, HERE’S THE ISSUE
IS THAT, YOU’RE GONNA GIVE ME AN ORDER, I’M NOT GONNA
KNOW YOU’RE TALKING TO ME. ‘CAUSE…I’M NOT
IN A BLACK FALCON. – COME ON, CHILL IT OUT,
BLACK FALCON. – YEAH,BLACKFALCON,
RELAX. – FIRST OF ALL,
I DON’T LIKE THE WAY YOU GUYS ARE SAYING “BLACK.” SECOND OF ALL,
THERE IS NO BLACK FALCON! I’M GREEN FALCON! – BLACK FALCON, HOMIE, NO ONE’S TRYING TO GET UP
IN YOUR GRILL HERE. – UH-UH, UH-UH, UH-UH.
DON’T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT. NO, DON’T SAY “GRILL”
LIKE THAT. I’M THEGREENFALCON,
AND I– – OH, STOP BEING
SOBLACKFALCON ABOUT IT. – WHAT THE [bleep]
DO YOU MEAN BY THAT? – BLACK FALCON, BROTHER, I UNDERSTAND
WHAT YOU’RE GOING THROUGH. – DO YOU?
NO, I DON’T THINK YOU DO. HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF
I CALLED YOUREDFALCON, HUH? – WHOA! – AND PURPLE FALCON, HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF I CALLED
YOUYELLOWFALCON, HUH? – THAT’S RACIST.
– THAT WAS RACIST. – YEAH, THAT’S RACIST.
– OOH, THAT IS RACIST. – THAT’S RACIST?
OH, SEE, OKAY, NOPE, FORGET IT. BLACK FALCON OUT–
GREEN FALCON! [whoosh]
GREEN FALCON! DAMN IT! – HEY! WHY’D THAT GREEN FALCON
FALL OUT OF FALCON FORMATION? BLACK FALCON,
GET ON THAT AND REPORT BACK. BLACK FALCON?
BLACK FALCON, COME IN. [rock music]
– ♪ SAVING EARTH FROM SPACE ♪ POWER FALCONS!


Reader Comments

  1. Thought I liked these guys. Till they start with all the racist BULLSHIT. Can't watch anything anymore without the race sick and tired of the of it.

  2. "Black Falcon out … GREEN FALCON GREEN FALCON …"
    Small, obvious, important point:…
    Key and Peele do more genuine de-facto "racial sensitivity training" with their satire than any patronizing SJW lecture or program.

  3. The falcons lost that battle due to black ice formation over the wings, so dangerous that black ice.

  4. When you're famous, people join up and create realities like this around you in order to ostracize you. They'll all bully you together, and when you stand up for yourself they'll all say you're the one bullying them. Psycho. Envy is psycho.

  5. I'm starting to think all comedy Central jokes are aimed at adult children and I don't have enough weed for this

  6. This is a joke, until you see the original Power rangers roster. The White actress was the Pink Ranger, the African American actor was the Black Ranger, the Vietnamese actress was the Yellow Ranger. Then they had a Native American actor play the Red Ranger, and a White actor play the Blue Ranger, who later left the show because of how homophobic the producers were. So yes, these scumbags were racists AND homophobes!

  7. There were 4 falcons(pilots) on screen and yet we see 5 planes when Green Falcon leaves,i think that was actually a Black Falcon and just had his communicator turned off and Green Falcon then thought that the others were talking to him,and they thought that they were speaking to Black Falcon

  8. the truth is, the senior members of the Power Falcons know that there is a Black Falcon and the communicator that Green has is the Black Falcon's

  9. Plot twist: The other Falcons are all red-green colorblind so they just see Green Falcon as an indistinct reddish-black color.

  10. It's the opposite, people don't care if you are being racist against an Asian if it's black, your dead.

  11. The end tells me they actually thought he was In a black falcon, and they'd just forgotten green falcon was a thing

  12. Anyone notice the walls behind them are window shutters with colored neon lights on one side of them? HIlarious!

  13. These two heterosexual, byracial black and white men have made me believe they're fully black, fully white, latino, native american, middle eastern, female, gay, and even alien.

    That's what I call RANGE!!!

  14. It's ironic that I'm viewing this on the 25th of July, 2019. For refrence, this is the day in history when a woman by the name of Nancy Goodman decided to call some African American women a very derogatory racial slur. It's a shame that this is still applicable today.

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