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Key & Peele – Black Ice

Key & Peele – Black Ice


[dramatic music] – GOOD EVENING, ST. PAUL. IT’S YOUR CITY NEWS AT 5:00.
I’M JAMIE THRONEBURG. – AND I’M MARCY WHITCHURCH. WINTER WEATHER ADVISORIES
ARE IN EFFECT ACROSS CENTRAL MINNESOTA
TONIGHT. WITH MORE ON THAT,
WEATHERMAN ISAAC LABUDA. ISAAC. – THANKS, MARCY. A MAJOR SYSTEM
IS ZIPPING ACROSS THE REGION. OUTSIDE TEMP RIGHT NOW,
8 DEGREES, BUT IT FEELS LIKE 20 BELOW. JAMIE. – WELL, STAY OFF THE ROADS
IF YOU CAN, FOLKS. LOTS OF REPORTS
OF BLACK ICE. – OOH, YOU GOT TO WATCH OUT
FOR THAT DANGEROUS BLACK ICE. IT’S TRANSPARENT AND SNEAKY.
HARD TO SEE BLACK ICE. – THAT’S RIGHT, MARCY. KEEP YOUR LOVED ONES SAFE
AND WARN THEM TO STAY OFF THE STREET
TONIGHT BECAUSE OF MENACING,
LIFE-ROBBING BLACK, BLACK ICE. – ISAAC. – WE HAVE CHANNEL 17’S
FIELD REPORTER, DARREN HEPNER, WITH MORE. DARREN? – YEAH… I’M STANDING OUT HERE
AT HISTORIC RAMSEY HILL, WHERE THERE ARE CURRENTLY
NO CARS ON THE STREET DUE TO, UH… HAZARDOUS
DRIVING CONDITIONS. – DARREN, ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT BLACK ICE? – THAT’S RIGHT. – OOH, JEEZ,
IT’S FRIGHTENING JUST TO EVEN SAY
“BLACK ICE.” – IT’S SCARY, TRICKY,
RUTHLESS STUFF, THAT BLACK ICE. A PERFECTLY SAFE NEIGHBORHOOD
CAN BE SUDDENLY TERRORIZED BY THE APPEARANCE
OF BLACK ICE. – WELL, ONE MUST
KEEP IN MIND THAT, JUST BECAUSE BLACK ICE
LOOKS DIFFERENT THAN WHITE ICE, IT DOESN’T MAKE IT
ANY MORE DANGEROUS. ALSO, ONE MUST REMEMBER HOW HARD IT IS
FOR BLACK ICE TO SURVIVE, WHAT WITH THE AUTHORITIES
TRYING TO DESTROY IT WITH THE SNOW PLOWS
AND SALT TRUCKS, BUT BLACK ICE PERSEVERES. – UH-HUH, THAT’S RIGHT.
THAT’S RIGHT. AND AS YOU CAN SEE
RIGHT NOW, THE CITY
IS BEING CONTROLLED BY LOTS
OF OPPRESSIVE WHITE SNOW, MAKING IT HARD
FOR ALL PEOPLE TO ADVANCE. AND WE DON’T HEAR
MUCH “NEWS” ABOUT THAT, NOW, DO WE? – NO, WE DO NOT! – WELL, THANK YOU VERY MUCH,
BROTHER DARREN. – BUT LET’S BE HONEST–
BLACK ICE IS THE REAL MENACE. LAST NIGHT I WAS IN
A PERFECTLY SAFE NEIGHBORHOOD, WALKING AWAY
FROM AN A.T.M. MACHINE, WHEN BLACK ICE
JUST SNUCK UP ON ME AND PRACTICALLY ROBBED ME
OF MY BALANCE. – OUCH. THAT SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE
SOMETHING BLACK ICE WOULD DO. – WELL, I JUST HOPE THAT FOLKS
WATCH OUT SO THE WHITE SNOW DOESN’T BLIND THEM
AND KEEP THEM FROM SEEING WHAT’S REALLY GOING ON. – ALL I’M SAYING
IS I CAN’T THINK OF A SINGLE CHRISTMAS SONG
ABOUT BLACK ICE. LOTS OF CHEERFUL, UPLIFTING
SONGS ABOUT SNOW, SO… – [laughs]
WELL… FOR THE RECORD, BLACK ICE
NEVER ASKED TO BE OUT HERE. – NO, IT DID NOT! – IT’S A PRODUCT
OF THE ENVIRONMENT. – OOH, HALLELUJAH! – IN FACT, BLACK ICE
DIDN’T LAND ON THE ROAD. THE ROAD
LANDED ON BLACK ICE! – WHOO! AMEN! – OKAY. NEXT UP, WHY IS AMERICA
BEING RUINED BY BLACK PEOPLE? [tense music]


Reader Comments

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  2. I am convinced that white people love winter so much because they get to be “winter racist”. You know passive aggressively saying “black ice is dangerous and blah blah blah…” bitches

  3. I wonder if Jamie and Marcy actors had questions about the role they're playing… Like, "Key, Peele, are you sure that we're okay saying it… Like really… Okay…?"

  4. You can build a house with white snow. You can blame black ice when you slip and fall on a dick and end up a single mother.

  5. This shit got hilarious @ 2:05 when she gave her POV and the speaking in codes dialect in general 😂🤣😂🤣😂🎯

  6. Oh wow. I finally get it. When you say it fast, "black ice" sounds like "black guys". That… That's pretty damn clever.

  7. The ice is black in that rain freezes transparent over asphalt. It is a descriptive term that helps new drivers or, those who rarely have such conditions, be aware of its existence. Not at all racist. I found out about black ice one winters night when I about slid off a road into a tree.

  8. It's too bad that PC Police is ok when black ice does this kind of racist bit but if a white snow made this video, it would be considered racist and bigoted and unacceptable.

  9. as for russian one, I would like to drop this one-is it for me or is it for you americans, who like to torment this issue on and on….

  10. So intelligent, guys are just so underrated, most interesting takes on issues on shit you'd never think about it

  11. I really liked these two until I saw Obama stuff and this… It starts feeling like pandering and political bullshit… why!!! WHY!!!!!!!!!!!

  12. I predicted people getting mad over snow only being white and not black claiming it's a race crime.
    Key and peele predicted it first.

  13. This is exactly what it feels like when people get offended over little things. XD funny video you two. Although I feel like double meaning humor is only funny if it is true. Saying "black ice is no more dangerous than any other ice" makes sense when you imply race, but it doesn't make literal sense because black ice actually is way more dangerous than other ice.

  14. This is the 8th time I’ve watched this and i just now realized that if i say black ice over and over again it sounds like black guys and i get it now 😂😂

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