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Key & Peele – A Cappella – Uncensored

Key & Peele – A Cappella – Uncensored


[scats] (all)
♪ There goes the girl
who owns my heart ♪ ♪ I knew she was the one
right from the start ♪ – ♪ Ooh-wah
– ♪ Our love is here to stay – ♪ Ooh-wah
– ♪ Each and every day ♪ We know that we will
never part ♪ [scats] (Lyle)
Oh, wow. Great work, everybody. Troy, I love that little
Motown outro thing. Super soulful. Cool.
Thanks, Lyle. Yeah, it just, uh, came to me,
so I went with it. Wow.
That’s crazy. Hey, is this where
the a cappella group meets? – Oh, hey, Mark.
– Hey, Lyle. What’s going on, buddy? – Mark, get over here.
– Yeah, yeah, yeah. (Lyle)
Guys, this is my buddy, Mark. He just transferred
from Minnesota. I thought he could sit in
on a few practices. I don’t know,
maybe join the group? Maybe.
[chuckles] (Lyle)
All right, guys. Let’s do “Always Been My Girl”
again, from the top. – “Always Been My Girl,” okay.
– And…Mark? – Show us your stuff.
– You got it, man. – (Lyle)
All right, guys.
Ready? – One, two…
– [scats] (all)
♪ There goes the girl ♪ Who owns my heart ♪ I knew she was the one
right from the start ♪ – ♪ Ooh wah
– ♪ Our love is here to stay – ♪ Ooh wah
– ♪ Each and every day ♪ We know that we will
never part ♪ [scats] ♪ Ooh-wee-ee-ooh [all laugh and clap] (Lyle)
You got to be kidding me. Mark, that was
out of this world. Oh, gosh, okay, well, hey,
it just came to me, so I just went with it. (Lyle)
Great.
Well, keep going with it. Guys, have a safe weekend,
all right? – See you on Monday.
– Nice to meet you guys, man. – That was awesome.
– Isn’t he the best? Cool, guys.
Great practice. – Troy, good effort.
– All right. [Troy laughs] Yeah, check you later, guys. See you later, alligators. [ominous music] ♪ The fuck you think
you doing, nigga? I’m doing my thing, nigga. The fuck you doing? See… this is my seven white boys,
nigga. – [scoffs]
– You need to back the fuck up. Fuck that, nigga. I’m ’bouts to get mine. Do you have any idea
how long it took for me to infiltrate
this group, nigga? 25 minutes. You think I’m gonna
roll over for some falsetto-ass
motherfucker? [scoffs] Well, you know what, nigga? White boys is gonna do
what white boys is gonna do. And if they want to run with a
high-ass-singing falsetto nigga, then that’s on them. Oh, that’s on them, then? Oh, that’s on them,
then. Okay, so it’s like that? Oh, it’s so
like that. Well, watch your back, nigga! – Okay.
– Watch your back, nigga! ‘Cause you fuck
with my shit, I’ll fuck with your shit,
nigga! [echoing] (man)
And improvise. Oh, it’s so cold out,
and it’s going to be dark soon. Oh, my God.
Yeah, we should build a fire. Right, yeah, um, like… Oh! Fire! Fire! Freeze! Oh, no.
It’s a black cat. Hey, man. Why the cat
got to be black? [laughter] Freeze! [dramatic music] ♪ Man, I guess I got to put
my dick away. [laughter] [suspenseful music] ♪


Reader Comments

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  2. This skit is deep. So many levels to this! you could make a whole movie on some of the dynamics they touch upon. Hopefully Peele will get will get round to it some day

  3. I feel like key and Peele are always fighting each other in every script as the same dude because they are each fighting perceptions of their dual self within their day to day life

  4. Now I understand why every movie always have one black dude(man)in it or surrounded by 6 white dudes cuz of situations like this 2:07. this go out to all you black men. this is my 7 white boys nigga. you need to back the fuk uuup.

  5. I feel like this is a part of the Aerobics beef, hat duel and competition at the office series πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

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  7. Lol I was usually the only black kid in the whole school so if a new black kid showed up it was on because before I was black Steph after I was the nerd or quite one so true

  8. I like how they found the most vanilla white dudes in existence. Must have time traveled to 1950s Connecticut.

  9. White on white crime is just as high as black on black crime….Google it and lets stop acting like there is a problem. If I'm Asian and live around nothing but Asian people, when I get ready to commit a crime against another person. Guess who's going to be my victim? Why would I drive out of my neighborhood to rob a white man when there is an Asian up tje street I can rob? Come on key and peele, google the facts!

  10. His face at 1:23, lmboooo, πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚, im crying soo hard and choking, πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚, Peele so dumb, "see ya later alligators", lol lol

  11. watched this like 10 times already and I'm dying everytime. you fuck with my shit, I fuck with your shit nigga lmao . funny af. they're the best at skits I think

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