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Hitler Gets the Parking Boot

Hitler Gets the Parking Boot


Sir if we concentrate here, here, and here
our forces will win. They make good pancakes here
No doubt victory is ours. I like the round pancakes the best. Sir…your car….. Your car.. was just booted… you had
outstanding tickets I want the seargants, captains, privates,
and medical staff to leave Thats why I told you to pay the meters!!! This damn city has just screwed me over
Who is going to pay my tickets now? Are you going to pay them? Are you?
Get yourselves together and pay it off! And get my dry cleaning while your at it! Sir, no one told you to park at a bus stop I was getting a coffee at starbucks!!!! Sir, you were caught at rush hour 3 times I was a couple minutes late goddamit!! A couple minutes! Anyone could of missed those signs
There half way in the block I can not go anywhere without getting a ticket
Its like they are following me Following me rush hour, meters, bus stops
hydrants they are stalking me dam it and RPP God damn it! I didnt deserve the boot, no not me
I shouldnt of gotten caught damn it Whos gonna take responsibility for this,
I told you to park it in the garage I knew they would find me those Bastards I recieved 3 notices, I was careful But you idiots had to park it in the front
of the bunker In the front of the bunker!!! Hes only kidding with them This is all my fault, I should of gotten my
coffee from dunkin donuts or 7-11 Ha, just kidding I will take your bonuses and use it to pay off
the debt I need to shit…


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