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Fighter Pilots – SNL

Fighter Pilots – SNL


>>>MORNING, PILOTS, THIS IS THE
SQUAD LEADER, WE’RE ABOUT 20 MINUTES FROM JOINING UP WITH
THE SOUTH KOREAN SQUADRON. SINCE WE WERE FROM DIFFERENT
BASES, GO AHEAD AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF, SQUAD.
I’M WILD CARD.>>SIDEWINDER.
>>VIPER.>>CLOWN PENIS.
>>PILOT, GOT A LITTLE STATIC, YOU MIND REPEATING THAT CALL
SIGN AGAIN?>>SURE, CLOWN PENIS.
CLOWN LIKE THE CIRCUS, PENIS LIKE YOUR PENIS.
LOVELY DAY TO FLY, HUH, BOYS?>>THAT NAME AGAIN?
>>>YES, I AM SAYING CLOUD PENIS.
>>A CALL SIGN IS VERY SERIOUS. WHEN AN ENEMY SEES ME ON HIS
TAIL, I WANT HIM TO FEEL THE SAME WAY YOU WOULD FEEL IF A
CLOWN SHOWED YOU HIS PENIS. CONFUSED, UNSETTLED, AND VERY,
VERY SCARED. REST ASSURED, IF YOU SEE A CLOWN
PENIS, ME OR AN ACTUAL CLOWN’S PENIS, THIS JUST AIN’T YOUR DAY.
SO HONOLULU, HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT SAYING CLOWN PENIS NOW?
>>STILL WEIRD, OVER AND OUT.>>YEAH, I HAVE HEARD WORSE CALL
SIGNS. I FLEW WITH A PILOT IN ACADEMY
NAMED MR. KICKASS.
>>MIGHT WANT TO CHANGE THAT TO MR. CORNYASS.
>>GUYS, LET’S WATCH OUR LANGUAGE OVER THE COMMS, PLEASE.
WE’RE IN THE AIRFORCE, NOT THE SEVENTH GRADE.
CLOWN PENIS, OUT.>>COPY THAT, OKAY.
LET’S SWITCH UP TO STEALTH FORMATION, CONFIRM NEW POSITION,
OVER.>>RIGHT WING HIGH.
>>LEFT WING LOW.>>UNINTENTIONALLY UPSIDE DOWN.
DON’T KNOW HOW I DID THIS. BUT IT’S HAPPENING.
>>CLOWN PENIS, DO YOU NEED SOME HELP CORRECTING THAT INVERT?
OVER. ALL GOOD NOW.
JUST A LITTLE OLD NINE SECONDS OF SHEER ABJECT TERROR.
THAT WON’T HAPPEN AGAIN, FELLAS, SINCERELY YOUR PAL, CLOWN PENIS.
>>OKAY, WE’RE GOING TO RUN A PURSUIT DRILL HERE.
INCREASE SPEED AND CLIMB TO 50,000 FEET.
OVER.>>YOU HEARD HER BOYS, ENGAGE
THOSE AFTERBURNERS.>>THEY’RE WORTH THAT PRICE TAG.
>>SIDEWINDER TO WILD CARD, I DON’T SEE CLOWN PENIS IN
FORMATION. OVER.
>>COPY THAT, CLOWN PENIS, WHAT IS YOUR CURRENT POSITION?
>>HARD TO TELL, AND IT LOOKS LIKE WHERE SPACE STARTS.
I MAY HAVE TO FALL OUT OF THIS DRILL, BOYS.
IT MAY TAKE A WHILE TO FIX. IN FACT, I JUST SAW A SATELLITE,
AND THERE GO THE ARMS — I’M DEFINITELY IN SPACE, FELLAS.
ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, CAN’T GET WORSE THAN THIS.
>>RODGER THAT CLOWN PENIS, WE’LL ALERT GROUND OF YOUR
SITUATION.>>NEVERMIND, GUYS, IT GOT
WORSE.


Reader Comments

  1. They got one thing right, pilots don't pick their call signs. Their squad picks it for them so it's very possible to get the call sign 'clown penis'

  2. How dare SNL doing such an offensive skit on network TV !! This is a disgrace to the medium. NBC is responsible for this !! Sincerely, hairy taco vagina.

  3. I doubt pilots over the south china sea would be in contact with honolulu ground control. also wahts with the shitty cockpits?

  4. "I want them to feel the same way you'd feel if a clown showed you his penis."

    Can't fault that logic.

  5. I laugh hard knowing how many fighter pilots are blown out of the sky by cloaked UFOs regularly hahahahaha good riddance you ETERNALY dammed weaklings

  6. Kinda like the movie Dirty Harry, when the Mayor of San Francisco told (Scorpio)

    "You will not be molested in any way "

    Uhhh, yeah right

  7. anyone notice how the older Will Ferrell gets the more he starts to resemble Leslie Nielson ???
    I know who to cast for a Naked Gun reboot— 😉

  8. Seriously, the man told THIS joke, back in the late 90's and we laughed at it.

    He's like a f8cking comedian who has tenure at a sh*tty bar.and he's been doing the same set for the last 28 years, and guess what? we're the f*cking Bar Tender. He's honestly play7ed like 200 different roles. But, he's just playing one role. The serious clutz who thinks he's incredible and important.

    It was MAYBE still funy in the 3rd movie, now it's just overkill. This is LITERALLY not funny. CLown Penis, thats not even a funny name. ffs GO AWAY

  9. Sorry but….they are over South China Sea and say 20min from Korea? They are at least 1000miles apart. You will have to travel at 3000mph to get there in 20min…..

  10. I'm a little worried about AI I just watched Top Gun not 10 minutes before this video was recommended. It was on my DVD player not online at all.

  11. If they were in the South China Sea they would be no where near the Korean Peninsula. That would be the East China Sea.

  12. I like how they put no effort in details. I mean, you can literally see all the studio lights reflecting on their helmets. 😂🤣

  13. I'm a Pilot I served in the US Airforce I was a F18 Pilot, I'm now a Lufthansa A380 First Officer, First of How the fuck does Honolulu Ground Get a good talk with people over the South China Sea second, Why dont they have there Oxygen Masks at least a little closer to there mouth, Third, Fucks wring with that Cocpit, And Final Why the Fuck do they scramble without a proper plan, They do burn fuel and a plane does get wasted technically, I'm just saying from a Professional point of veiw.

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