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EXCLUSIVE – Trump’s High School Transcripts Revealed!

EXCLUSIVE – Trump’s High School Transcripts Revealed!


THERE IS ANOTHER NEW SCANDAL ON THE PRESIDENT’S PLATE. LAST WEEK WE LEARNED THAT TRUMP ORDERED JOHN KELLY TO GIVE TOP-LEVEL SECURITY CLEARANCE TO HIS SON-IN-LAW, JARED KUSHNER, EVEN THOUGH INTELLIGENCE OFFICIALS WERE AGAINST IT. HE ALSO ORDERED JOHN KELLY TO GIVE SECURITY CLEARANCE TO IVANKA. AND WHEN KELLY REFUSED, TRUMP ISSUED THE SECURITY CLEARANCES HIMSELF. THIS IS TURNING INTO THE LONGEST TAKE YOUR DAUGHTER TO WORK DAY EVER. HIS FATHER IS A CRIMINAL WHO TAMPERED WITH WITNESSES, THAT’S SAME REASON THEY DIDN’T WANT TO GIVE IVANKA CLEARANCE, TOO. WITHOUT SECURITY CLEARANCE HOW WILL IVANKA BE EXPECTED TO DO WHATEVER THE HELL IT IS SHE DOES ALL DAY, BUT CAN YOU IMAGINE BEING JOHN KELLY IN THIS SITUATION? BE BE BEING ASKED TO GRANT THE PRESIDENT’S DAUGHTER AND SON-IN-LAW TOP-LEVEL SECURITY CLEARANCE? WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, MR. PRESIDENT, WE DIDN’T WANT TO GIVE THAT CLEARANCE TO YOU. TRUMP HAD THE CEO OF LOCKHEED-MARTIN IN HIS OFFICE, MARILYN HOUSTON. HE CALLED HER MARILYN LOCKHEED, BECAUSE SHE WORKS FOR, I’LL REFRESH YOU, IF YOU DON’T REMEMBER.>>I MAY ASK MARILYN LOCKHEED, THE LEADING WOMAN’S BUSINESS EXECUTIVE IN THIS COUNTRY, ACCORDING TO MANY.>>YEAH, YOU SEE SHE’S CHEWING ON HER TONGUE BACK THERE. TRUMP HELD A MEETING OF THE AMERICAN WORKFORCE POLICY ADVISE BOARD WITH TIM COOK, ONE OF THE MOST FAMOUS BUSINESS MEN IN ALL THE WORLD, AND GUESS WHAT HE CALLED TIM COOK.>>TIM, YOU’RE EXPANDING ALL OVER AND DOING THINGS THAT YOU REALLY WANTED YOU TO RIGHT FROM THE BEGINNING, I USED TO SAY, TIM, YOU HAVE TO DO IT OVER HERE. YOU REALLY HAVE. WE APPRECIATE IT VERY MUCH. TIM APPLE. [ APPLAUSE ]>>Jimmy: TIM APPLE. HOW’S YOUR DAUGHTER FIONA DOING, TIM? OH, LOOK WHO ELSE WE HAVE HERE, KRA CRAIG COSTCO. HE GOT CONFUSED AFTER MEETING RONALD McDONALD LAST WEEK. TODAY WAS DAY FOUR IN THE MICHAEL COHEN TELLS ALL SPECIAL. ONE OF THE INTERESTING THINGS WAS ONE OF THE WEIRD THINGS FRU TRUMP ORDERED HIM TO DO WAS SEND LETTERS WARNING THE COLLEGE BOARD NOT TO RELEASE HIS S.A.T. SCORES. TRUMP ASKED PRESIDENT OBAMA TO RELEASE HIS RECORDS. I WOULD BET TRUMP’S GRADES WERE SO BAD HE COULDN’T EVEN GET INTO TRUMP UNIVERSITY, BUT THERE’S REALLY ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT. JOINING US NOW IS THE SUPERINTENDENT OF THE MILITARY ACADEMY WHERE TRUMP WENT TO SCHOOL. WELCOME NED STEWART.>>ARE WE ON TV?>>Jimmy: YES, WE ARE ON TV, DR. STEWART.>>WHERE ARE YOU?>>Jimmy: JUST LOOK, THAT’S ME. HOW ARE YOU DOING?>>FINE, FINE, THANKS FOR ASKING.>>Jimmy: DID DONALD TRUMP CALL YOU TO ASK TO HAVE HIS GRADES BURR E BURIED?>>OF COURSE NOT, JIMMY, DONNIE WOULD NEVER DO THAT. A FEISTY JEWISH FELLA DID IT.>>Jimmy: OH, OH, YOU MEAN MICHAEL COHEN.>>AREN’T THEY ALL NAMED COHEN? I KID. I LOVE THOSE PEOPLE. THEY DO MY TAX. ANYWAY, THIS COHEN CHARACTER CALLS AND SAYS, WOULD YOU MIND MAKING THOSE TRANSCRIPTS GO AWAY?>>Jimmy: OH, WOW.>>YES, AND THEN HE OFFERED US A CHECK FOR $130,000. VERY GENEROUS.>>Jimmy: YEAH, WHAT DID YOU SAY?>>WELL, I’M NOT GOING TO COMMENT ON THAT, JIMMY, BUT LET’S JUST SAY I HAD A DELICIOUS PLATE OF BACON AND EGGS THIS MORNING IN THE DONALD J. TRUMPETERIA.>>IT SOUNDS LIKE HE PAID THE SCHOOL TO HIDE HIS GRADES. SOUNDS LIKE YOU WERE PAID OFF.>>THAT’S FAKE NEWS. WHAT RA ARE YOU, CNN? I’M KIDDING.>>Jimmy: I’D REALLY LIKE TO SEE THOSE GRADES, I REALLY WOULD.>>I’VE GOT THOSE GRADES RIGHT HERE.>>Jimmy: MAY WE SEE THEM?>>YES.>>Jimmy: THAT’S EXCELLENT.>>I’LL READ THEM. IT SAYS HERE THAT IN THE FOURTH GRADE, IN MATH, DONALD TRUMP GOT THE FOURTH HIGHEST GRADE IN THE CLASS.>>Jimmy: REALLY. IN MATH? HE GOT THE FOURTH HIGHEST GRADE.>>THE FOURTH BEST GRADE. AFTER A, B, AND C.>>Jimmy: OH.>>HE GOT A D.>>Jimmy: I SEE.>>GOT A D AS IN NOT DUMB.>>Jimmy: WHAT RA SOMARE SOME O OTHER GRADES?>>SPELLING AND GRAMMAR, D MINUS, WHO DOESN’T GET THAT. DIDN’T DO TOO KIND LAY IN SPANISH. GEOGRAPHY HE GOT A G. OH, LOOK, AN A PLUS IN HISTORY.>>Jimmy: IN HISTORY. I DIDN’T KNOW HE WAS A HISTORY BUFF.>>YES, HE GOT AN A-PLUS IN THE HISTORY OF WOMEN’S SWIMWEAR.>>Jimmy: DO YOU HAVE THOSE S.A.T. SCORES? EVERYONE IS CURIOUS ABOUT THOSE, AND I’D LOVE TO SEE THAT.>>OH, INTERESTING. THIS IS A TOP SECRET FILE YOU HAVE HERE.>>OH, YES.>>Jimmy: WHAT IS HIS S.A.T. SCORE?>>LOOK AT THAT. HE GOT A 1600.>>Jimmy: 1600, THAT’S A PERFECT SCORE. I FIND THAT HARD TO BELIEVE. CAN YOU HOLD THAT UP AGAIN?>>OH, WAIT, NO. LOOKS LIKE HE GOT A 16 AND DREW TWO BOOBS NEXT TO IT. BUT HE DID A GREAT JOB WITH THEM. IN FACT, I THINK I KNOW THAT WOMAN.>>Jimmy: WELL, THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME. WE REALLY APPRECIATE IT.>>IT’S BEEN FUN BEING ON YOUR SHOW, ANY TIME.


Reader Comments

  1. JohnCook Australia 🇦🇺. DUMP TRUMP. It’s garbage day and it’s time to put the rubbish out for collection tonight . Now get that fetid piece of flesh and dump it in . Good job . Now get up and clean up the mess the lunatic has created

  2. We will Ned a man with a large Head of Knowledge to a translation of DIT’s Term Papers etc⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

  3. I tool care of both my parents before and during their deaths. He is a typical case of dementia and brain cell loss. How in the hell is he still in office. Republicans are ,to quote Sara Sanders "to stupid to understand what they are reading." Except she was referring to the democrats in congress. It's madness!! And dividing OUR country every single time he speaks.

  4. 🇺🇸MAGA🇺🇸 Build the Wall!

    Look at all these commie NPC’s cry 😂
    Go back to eating paint chips in mommy’s basement, then suck start a shotgun 🌚👍🏿

  5. Now remember folks, Trump claims to have the best memory of anyone. Sure does. I understand that he has a 10 year old read to him evetynite. Sarah would be that 10 year old

  6. Trump is the President of the U S A. pple wprry for his high school Transcript. How crazy plpe could be woe. Leave him alone.

  7. Yup, he's a dumbass but the people who support him don't care. Why? Because they're even bigger dumbasses than he is. Life in 'Murica ,go figure.

  8. I never thought that these words would come out of my mouth but the moron makes bush look like a professor of science and makes Old Sahara look like she actually had a brain 🧠 this Coward really takes the cake he would probably eat it to

  9. 叔叔,囚狱众怎化解,会助教皇教宗众否?,班僵尸组也好回召主处,对了,囚狱众处牧兼職,並待三合共济是否有利益掛勾,,,对召也好有交代各教宗众,,,唉。
    唯一可行的是,最難奌囚獄先作良返善(班众組大慨全出助还不夠伏邪人員),然後(英國是美國友好国嗎?),美众卅再同意自心向美各宗无脅迫心決定,是結合北主保護宗门保衛主,而以信仰互信洽商,國重物運轉鍊,,,。
    鴿子怕其他拖久,而博士組和班組,会更忙而,丫~~~丫,咹乃,趁如今上下任集而同心,定可為解化,不然一直迷失矛盾(其實怨念会很快),像木棒擋板期,不多年而槍械也不多年,入各国後,也不多年,,,很可怕对吧,自己数字算,可算計出各幾年,,,而加集,再到任何一国也会如此很快感染,,,可怕吧。

  10. Stop teasing Donny boy he’s got many little dirty secrets he can’t share with us. So leave my Donny boy alone will you.

  11. Hey don't talk about the real first lady like that. She is eye candy for daddy! Daddy can look and sometimes touch.

  12. Give those Dummie ( Trumppy Ivanka, Jared a date in prison for getting an underdeserving security Clarence,Donald Trump payed $130,000 for not to show his grade transcript got D's in class for spelling and Math and grade G in Women , He should have gotten an A.. in liars. .

  13. So, Der Cheeto King doesn't like it that McCain has a ship named after him and The Donald doesn't. Can you imagine what a Navy ship named after Trump would look like? Spotlights shining into the sky. His name on both sides in neon letters 50 feet tall. Of course, it wouldn't last very long in a battle. A sub would spot that giant Trump neon sign from 50 miles away.

  14. That's about as bad as when Bobby Brown referred to the Dalai Lama as Mr. Lama 😂😂

  15. How many of the countries secrets have they relayed to the Russians and North Koreans? This entire family have to be thrown into jail.

  16. So kushners dad is as big a crook as Trump is lol.. well that explains everything. Trump can barely read wonder who he paid to do his school work.

  17. Madam Speaket Pelosi: impeachment time is Yesterday. It is now or never. This horrible hell mutant must go. Cry now, laugh later! We must rid of the orange Twisto!

  18. Trump was a genius at playing hooky. He claims he was really good at skool. He got all Fs for fantastic. He was sent to the principle's office for snatching his teachers cat and rubbing it too hard. Those little celebrities do the darndest things. Meow.

  19. Trump has broken so many norms of the administration, his demand to be president for life is going to be his 2020 campaign message, he's doing such a great job! Tariffs, his border wall, his racism, his ignorance, his children's concentration camps, his criticism of all our allies, his love affair with Kim Jong Un, and his "stardom."

  20. How do people believe that this outrageous fake president is doing such a great job it's laughable.

  21. Kimmel must be doing something right if he is always able to get all the brain-dead little LYING trolls out from under their respective bridges.

  22. As from hence forth if anybody talks about 3rd world country tell them your piece of mind and if they day anything
    refer them to because if high civilized country can treat their President with such hatred when they show up their food for help reject them because charity begins at home

  23. Don't mind them people love you my president, they know the is a lair they full of lies and their. ratings wl keep going down

  24. This is the Republican's greatest president ever in the history of America and he's a genius the smartest person ever trump bone spurs knows more than the generals about war how more about the economy than the economists know more about taxes and finances than the bankers and accountants he knows more about the domestic and international affairs than hes advisers he knows more about everything than any expert does that's why he will not release his transcript taxes or financial statements

  25. republicans have picked another c sudent as their leader. And you want to know why they make fun and don't listen to smart people/scientists…

  26. I do have to say that when Donald Trump is out of office, they need to really really keep an eye on Ivanka Trump, just because of the security clearance thing, and I don't think she's trustworthy I think she's like her father. She has access to too much information!

  27. Trump does not even know his own name, fu–ing name which is dumbass!!! Trump is a fraud, thief, and TRAITOR. IMPEACH TRUMP!!!

  28. That's a memorization technique… Points to the fact he probably doesn't know them ahd to quickly memorized notes to make sure he could do the job as president 🙂

  29. It is disgusting that we have to hear more stupid thing he says or does on a daily basis. Personally I have heard enough.

  30. Blah, blah, blah, RACIST ! blah, blah, blah, White supremist !. blah, blah, blah, Stormy Daniels ! blah, blah, blah, RUSSIA ! blah, blah, blah, RECESSION ! blah, blah, blah, BIGOT ! blah, blah, blah, GLOBAL-WARMING ! blah, blah, blah, lol

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