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CliffSide | Cartoon Series Pilot

CliffSide | Cartoon Series Pilot


NARRATOR:
This is “CliffSide,” a lawless town ruled by only the most ruthless, Johnny Law evadin’-est, no good horse spookin’-est, dastardly of the dastardly. Aka . . . WAYLON:
My voice over. CREATURE:
What? Did- Did somebody say something? WAYLON:
N- CREATURE:
Something about a voice over? WAYLON:
Not me! NARRATOR:
It was me! I’m Two-Bit Jerry! A gunslinger and an outlaw! So begone monster! Back to the cliffs with ya! JO:
Waylon, my dad needs ya. WAYLON:
Ah, Jo! Watch out! CREATURE:
JO:
Scary. WAYLON:
I said begone! NARRATOR:
That’s honest Jo, my partner in crime. She’s never told a lie! JO:
You’re bad at this. CREATURES:
WAYLON:
Uh oh! Forgot they could do that! CREATURES:
Ah! Background Street Crosser, watch out! BGSC:
Oh, don’t mind me, just moseying along! Ooo! Ahh! Oh my!!!! WAYLON:
Aahh! WAYLON:
I’m, uh, out of bullets. JO:
Same. WAYLON:
What’s important is we fight to the- wait what? Nice! I’m a better shot than I thought! Ah!!! Oof! Jo, help! I was being cheeky, I know you shot them! Jooo!!!! I’m sorry, I learned my lesson! NARRATOR:
Secretly, I haven’t learned a th- WAYLON:
Oooo my God, the other one is coming!!!!! Now I’m learning my lesson twice as fast! Jo!!!! TWO-BIT PINECONE:
Sheriff Pinecone, hand over the money and no one gets hurt! SHERIFF PINECONE:
Not this time, Two-Bit. Somebody sold you out. TWO-BIT PINECONE:
My old partner! JO:
Whatcha doing? WAYLON:
Wha?! Ahhhh!!! Ooof. Ow. JO:
Remember how this town is surrounded by monsters? WAYLON:
Yeah! What do you mean?! I shot like 50 in the intro sequence! JO:
50? WAYLON:
Didn’t even cry. JO:
Nothing suspicious about mentioning that specifically. WAYLON:
Ah, whatever! Just be glad I helped you at all! I’m Two-Bit Jerry! A no good dastardly gunslinger! Eeeh. I, er, I once shot a man just fer lookin’ at me wrong! Then I shot ‘em again fer dyin’! Pew pew… JO:
Just pretend to stand watch. WAYLON:
Fine.Whoops! Hrmmm… AAhh!!!! WAYLON:
Mrrmmm… …Hmmm?Hmmm? Uhhhh. Hello?Gah!!! WAYLON:
It’s fine, you can stay over there. CORDIE:
Four of my eyes! WAYLON:
Okay, that was weird. CORDIE:
No it wasn’t. It was…. . . horrifying. I’m going to eat you now.WAYLON:
Cut it out! I’m Two-Bit Jerry, the most dastardly outlaw there is! I once shot a sheriff just cuz I was grumpy from shootin’ sheriffs all day! CORDIE:
Really? WAYLON:
Yessss . . . I- I’m so dastardly, I once shot my own posse just cuz my g- g- gun was gettin’ heavy with the extra bullets! Plus… I once distracted a stupid spider long enough to escape her dumb web! Haha!!! Whoops!!!! AAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! Ugghhh… Ouch… But more importantly, HA HA!!! CORDIE:
That was nifty! WAYLON:
Gah! How the heck did you- ???:
YANNIS:
YANNIS:
Well what do we have here? Looks like Cordie finally caught something other than flies! CORDIE:
Ha…Hey Yannis, hi Death Itself.YANNIS:
Ha! Nice. So how ‘bout you hand over the little cowboy? CORDIE:
Wait, what? But you just said… YANNIS:
Oh please, Cordie, how ‘bout you be useful and stand watch for more prey or something? And speaking of being useless, come near my nest to scavenge for food again and I’ll rip your tiny head off- WAYLON:
Ah, put a lid on it! She was gonna eat me just fine till you guys showed up! Did it ever occur to you maybe I can do more than just STAND WATCH?! CORDIE:
Wait…you mean… …me? WAYLON:
Who? YANNIS:
WAYLON/CORDIE:
WAYLON:
AAhhhahaa!!!! I regret so many things!!! YANNIS:
YANNIS:
I think I like you two much better as PUDDLES! WAYLON/CORDIE:
CORDIE:
You… stood up for me. WAYLON:
No, I think I was transferring personal issues! Huh?! Mmff. YANNIS:
Huh? YANNIS:
WAYLON:
Wha-… …that was… CORDIE:
That was AWESOME! You were so awesome! WAYLON:
I was going to say “questionable physics,” but, yeah. I mean, of course I was. …wait, really? CORDIE:
They were all like, “Meh meh meh!” and you were all like, “Ahh!! Take a lid and put it on… that.”Y- You stood up to them! I wanna be JUST. LIKE. YOU. WAYLON:
Oh, haha, I don’t know, the life of an outlaw ain’t easy. That, uh, was pretty cool what you just did there yourself. CORDIE:
I’ll do it. Anything. WAYLON:
Whelp, since you’ve seen how great I am, I suppose I have noooo choice.BANK TELLER:
Ahhh! Ack!CORDIE:
WAYLON:
Whoa, montages are dangerous. Cordie, I didn’t think we’d actually rob- ???:
Hands up, we got ya surrounded! WAYLON:
W- What?! But I’m not… CORDIE:
YOU’LL NEVER TAKE US ALIVE!!!!! WAYLON:
But we’re open to possibilities! Cordie, I… This got way out of hand! CORDIE:
It’s okay! I got this! I wont let you down, I promise! JO:
Alright. Death it is. CORDIE:
Heh.JO:
Waylon. WAYLON:
Eeehehe… Oh God. JO:
Wut in TARNATION is goin’ on? WAYLON:
Oh God, she’s gone southern. CORDIE:
Hey! Lay off my partner! I once shot a man just fer l- JO:
BACK OFF. CORDIE:
Oh my God, yes of course. So sorry. JO:
Waylon, explain. WAYLON:
It’s not my fault! This spider lady tried to eat me! CORDIE:
I like your hat! WAYLON:
I was teaching her to be a gunslinger, but like, AH JO! You should have seen it! We killed this giant pterodactyl and Death Itself! CORDIE:
Well…not Death Itself, you can’t kill death. WAYLON:
Oh, yeah, well I mean, that makes sense. WAYLON/CORDIE:
Obviously/That’s kinda his whole thing. WAYLON:
Anyway, so we uh… …I uh… …I just…WAIT WHAT?! DEATH ITSELF:
CORDIE:
Okay, my horrendous buzzing of flies is a liiiiiittle rusty, but I think he wants Two-Bit Jerry’s…… …..hat? DEATH ITSELF:
…Scarf? DEATH ITSELF:
BGSC:
Don’t mind me, just crossin’ the stre- Whoops! There I go. CORDIE:
WAYLON:
…What just happened. JO:
Sooo, you gonna learn your lesson, orrrrr? WAYLON:
I…Can I at least learn it in a standoff? JO:
Make it fast. WAYLON:
Cordie, I made everything up. CORDIE:
What? WAYLON:
NOTHING! STANDOFF TIME!!!!! WAYLON:
HEY, DEATH! Why don’t you pick on someone from your own metaphysical plane of existence?! WAYLON:
Prepare yourself, Death. I’m gunna do somethin’ I should’ve done to ya the first time we met… WAYLON:
…Given you VALIDATION! See, Mr. Death Itself, I learned something today.CORDIE:
Boy, I wonder how it’s goin’ over there. JO:
Seems like he’s…actually got a handle on it. WAYLON:
Therefore the moral of this episode is: if you validate someone enough you can manipulate them into doing whatever you say! Good job Death, who’s a good little Death? You are! You earned that sheriff star didn’t you? Please don’t kill me. Ah, no, no, no WAIT! Aghh! ACK! OOF! DAH! …ugh…You know, technically, you being our sheriff and protecting the town would mean less dead people and less work for you… if you think about it.JO:
He didn’t learn a thing. WAYLON:
Yer darn right I saved the town! Woooo!!!!! JO:
I wish I got more credit for things I broke and then barely fixed. Now who wants to stand watch? WAYLON:
Are you kidding me?! I’m way too cool for that now- Ow. I do. CORDIE:
Me too! I once looked at something and only lost focus for THREE HOURS! JO:
Spider girl isn’t coming. CORDIE:
Hey Jo, by the way, if the sheriff position was open… what happened to the sheriff before Death? JO:
I dunno. Shot. Bandits probably. Culprit was never caught. CORDIE:
Faaascinating.


Reader Comments

  1. Spiders and webs webs are a trap spiders aren’t a insect also spiders aren’t humans

    Then why is there a spider person in this video?! So this means we can touch its but?

  2. я хачу ищо блять мне 16 и мне понравился етот мультик пж зделай сериал

  3. To be completely honest, I think you should pursue this. It has a great animation style, funny characters, a good flow, and it all mixes together amazingly. If this just isn't something you want to do, I understand, but if so, at least could you say something about it? A lot of people are waiting for something, if anything will come after, so at least put it to rest before abandoning it.

  4. Ребят, будем честы, почти все кто это смотрел хотят увидеть продолжение, ну я вас прошу, пожалуйста, мы все вместе ждём продолжения

  5. Im in such a lack of female interest that i would be willing to hook up with a psycho half spider half woman cartoon character, just because she would want me unconditionally. Meeh, but i dont care

  6. YouTube: watch this
    Me: no
    YouTube: do it
    Me: No
    YouTube: DO IT!!
    Me: FINE!
    *later
    Me: ONLY ONE DAM EPISODE!?
    YouTube: Gotcha 🙂

  7. 7:38 if you look behind that wheelbarrow its the sheriff and he just got flunged out of existence. At the end spider girl questioned how did the sheriff died even though she killed the sheriff.

  8. This definitely has potential. The voice-work is a little amateurish, but the characters are likable, the premise is interesting and the art style is very charismatic. Plus, ain't gonna lie, I think Cordie is kinda hot. 😛

  9. Does someone know how this series is going? Is there going to be more episodes ??? I adore this and the animation and effects are amazing !!

  10. Gravity falls dipper is looking for stan who has ben taken by a spider person then
    Dipper: im coming stan………………….what is that sound
    cordie: HI
    Dipper: AAAAAAAHHH

  11. once, i questioned my self " its imposible to ever be a porn pic about the spider lady"

    "but, what if… cordie rule 34….. OOOOHH SHIT !"

  12. Ахуенно, я в восторге, браво, блять каналы давайте этому шедевру спонсорку!

  13. I actually love this! Thanks for posting for a reason other then to make like $5 wasting ppls time and causing car crashes

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