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Chester County Military School

Chester County Military School


In Chester County It is you’re right to know about our finest Military School to help Children lead to a better future. So we put together a little Video to show how it goes. Enjoy! ALLLLL RIGHT MAGGOTS! I AM SOLDIER JARED BUBBLES! ANY OF YOU GUYS THINK OF LAUGHING OR MAKING FUN OF IT… YOU’LL BE PEELING SUNFLOWER SEEDS UNTIL… Kid Interrupts: HIS NAME IS JARED BUBBLES AND THAT’S HILARIOUS! BECAUSE HIS NAME IS SO STUPID! You Kids back off RIGHT NOW! AND YOU! DROP DOWN AND GIVE ME 20 PUSHUPS! That’s a lot of wants! YEAH YOU’RE DAMN RIGHT IT’S A LOT! NOW GIVE ME 20 PUSHUPS! YOU THINK THAT’S FUNNY?! Yeah I do! “Giggles” UGRRGH! NOW YOU’VE DONE IT! YOU DO 40 PUSHUPS! But you just said 20! THAT’S 60 PUSHUPS! “Kid argues” 60 HEY! 60 PUSHUPS OR YOUR WHOLE SQUAD DOES IT! ALLLLL RIGHT MAGGOTS! YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE LIKE HIM! AND I DON’T WANT TO BE LIKE YOU! SHUT IT! ALL RIGHT! WELCOME TO MILITARY SCHOOL! YOU’RE HERE BECAUSE YOUR PARENTS DO NOT LOVE YOU, AND THAT THE WORLD WOULD BE A BETTER PLACE WITHOUT YOU! YOU SEE THAT OSSICLE COURSE OVER THERE? I DID NOT SAY LOOK AT IT! NOW YOU MAY LOOK AT IT WE ARE GONNA BE RUNNING THAT COURSE 10 TIMES EVERY SINGLE DAY! IS THAT UNDERSTOOD? Both Kids: Yes Sir! ALL RIGHT MAGGOTS! GET TO WORK! BUT THAT IS WAY TOO HARD! YEAH! YOU’RE DAMN RIGHT IT’S HARD! NOW GET UP THERE! GO! GO! “Kid Falls” JESUS CHRIST IF I AN’T THAT SURPRISED! LITTLE SCRAWNY BOY WON’T GET UP THE WALL! “Kid struggles” EASY! YOU’RE NOT PLAYING DEAD! GET YOUR ASS UP THAT WALL! DO IT! GET UP THERE MAGGOT!


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