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British Priest Reviews Meme Wisdom…?!🤔

British Priest Reviews Meme Wisdom…?!🤔

Hi, I’m Josh. I’m Ollie. I’m Rev. Chris. And today we’re gonna be taking a JOLLY look
at what people think in the showers. SHOWER?! Is this appropriate?! There is another legendary subreddit,
called Shower Thoughts. Shower Thoughts?! And it’s kind of like miniature sermons of the Internet. You know how the Bible has a book of Proverbs, right? Yes. Josh: This is basically the Internet’s…Proverbs! Yeah!
Ollie: It’s the internet’s book of Proverbs! It’s an interesting thought because I suppose
the shower is the one place where You can’t really take your a phone or… Well, you can now. Waterproof. Josh does it every day. Josh: That’s true. x2 Rev. Chris: What?! You take your phone in the shower?! Ollie: Don’t ask how I know that. I play music… Great. I play music! I take my phone and
put it next to the shampoo. I’ve called Josh before, and I’m like,
hey man, it’s pretty loud where you are. He’s like, yeah just the shower. I was like, WHAT?! Wouldn’t necessarily recommend it! Alright, first up. Okay, so, Well, that’s depressing. I would say that this person needs some counselling
and needs to rejoice in the gift of life… Rev. Chris: …that is children.
Josh: I know you’re having your second child. We’re literally about to have our second child. When? this week? Two days time. Wow. I’ve looked at your first daughter Rose at times And thought, she’s a little bit like a rampaging drunkard. So you don’t agree with that? No! Rev. Chris: I think being a parent is wonderful,
but is full of joy and hardship. But anything good in life is. Rev. Chris: Got great highs, great lows.
Ollie: Like being drunk! X2 Moving on. Next up. That’s cool. That’s fun. Who thinks this stuff?! Rev. Chris: That’s a creative mind. Ollie: Holy Crap.
Josh: Seriously. So TRUE! I’m feeling it now! Even though… You’re like, get up! Get up! Then you’re like,
oh no, everyone’s gonna think I peed on my wrist. Have you ever done that? I’ve done… Peed on your wrist?! You know, you… Oh, doesn’t matter. Seriously, this is the internet! Be careful what you say! One of the worst days in my high school career was, We were on a school trip and I was wearing
like khaki pants, you know like, light brown. Beige brown, yeah. I went to the loo on the bus, right?
I’m like, I washed my hands. I turned the tap, No, it was literally just like… Josh: Oh.
Ollie: Interesting! Do you think the four horsemen of the apocalypse,
will disable the internet when the apocalypse comes? Or do you think the internet will be running right up, I mean Jesus will be trending, when he returns. Right? I mean, yeah, if the internet’s going. Not on YouTube though coz
that’s like weirdly moderated. And it might be like age-restricted. There will be Casey Neistat’s video about Jesus coming,
that would be number one. Alright, next up. Oh my… that’s so true! Can you imagine? Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh!!!!! I’m broken. My voice is broken. Isn’t it dangerous? Josh: Helium?!
Rev. Chris: Is it dangerous to do that? Josh: Well, let’s not… Oh wow, he’s just gone through every stage. Josh: That’s like one of those Jaden Smith memes.
Ollie: No, no, no. No, this guy’s an idiot. Because he was born probably tall. Well, okay. That’s not really a height though,
that’s a length. Rev. Chris: No, but he went from fetus, and grew,
Josh: As soon as you can stand, Chris:…like anyone else. So you’re an idiot.
Josh: That is true. Fetus level! No, You’re not, Ollie. I’m kidding. You’re right. I should stay silent. Is that the kind of advice you would give to people? Yeah, I think… you know,
there’s this Netflix series on at the moment, Rev. Chris: Called, Sex Education.
Josh: Okay. And some of it, I laughed at it, I thought was quite fun,
but some of it, I’m like, come on! So I actually commented to Netflix about it. Ollie: Did you?
Rev. Chris: I was like, Boom! Netflix, I actually enjoyed it, thought it was funny, But two things. I said, Don’t always, you know, project this image of Christians being mental And standing with picket fences, shouting at people. Josh: Oh, are there Christians in it?
Rev. Chris: There are. They’re the ones shouting at people. Wait, you said that, while writing an angry email…? I was gracious and compassionate, I was like, look guys, Can you like do a bit more of a mature understanding of what it is to see sex as a different thing, that, Maybe it is a precious thing, once you share in an intimate way with someone you deeply love and care for And rather not just like, you know, just feel like, Oh, I feel a bit horny,
Let’s go jump on the bandwagon and… Maybe Viagra have got it right, you know? Deep! Make sure your heart is healthy. Yeah! Sex is a beautiful thing! Next up, Condoms are made… WHAT IS THIS?! We’ve got Viagra…?! Rev. Chris: What are you guys doing?!
Ollie: I didn’t pick these! Josh picked these! These are all the top voted ones! I guess people think about this in the shower a lot! My goodness… Come on, people. It’s not… I didn’t write them! So this is like one of those mind… Terminator… Rev. Chris: They’re slowly fading us out.
Josh: They’re already…. AI taking over. Ollie: Elon Musk was right.
Josh: Already… stopping reproduction. So we got a few others here… You can’t take a look at the Internet’s Proverbs without… Ollie: Consulting the Philosoraptor.
Josh: …Philosoraptor. You’ll get the idea once you take a look. The idea that the devil is in charge of hell, It’s like, it’s not true! Josh: Oooh! Woah. I feel like that’s an exclusive. Yeah x3. You heard here first people. God is in control of all things and the devil is one of them who is going to be dealt with if evil is dealt with. He’s not in charge of hell. Ultimately God is about drawing together
and making whole and then, Bringing us into deep relationship
with not only Himself but one another. But hell is complete isolation and separation
from the other and from God. And it’s complete loneliness,
which is a tragic and deep thought. What would Shower Thoughts be in Jesus’ day? Sea of Galilee sprinkles? Ollie: Thoughts by the well?
Rev. Chris: Thoughts by the Jordan? Footbath thoughts? Josh: Oh, yeah! Washes the feet!
Ollie: Coz Jesus washes people’s feet? Alright. That was the book of Proverbs on the Internet. Yeah, the Internet’s proverbs. What’s your initial impressions? I think creativity is good! Seeking out the the fun in things is a
really good and positive and human thing to do! So I think a lot of our journey in life is
perspective and perspective change and, I like when you are like,
“Oh wow! That’s interesting, I hadn’t thought of that”. I think that’s cool. I think that’s nice. I think that’s some of the… You know, the best of the Internet is
when we can be creative and fun like that. Rev. Chris: I think it’s good.
Josh: In a kind of a wholesome way. In a wholesome way,
not in horrible, you know, vicious way. Josh: Okay.
Rev. Chris: No, thank you. Thank you very much guys. You’re welcome! We’ll see you JOLLY soon! Ollie: See you later!
Rev. Chris: Bye!

Reader Comments

  1. DUDE!! DON'T BREATHE HELIUM STRAIGHT FROM THE TANK!! the air pressure can explode your lungs, people have died.

  2. humans: SEX IS SACRED!
    andromedans: OMG HUMANS ARE IDIOTS! sex is like math im not going to say how but humans do alot of math so whats the problem?
    humans: WHERE ARE YOUR MORALS???
    andromedans: in our non existant souls

  3. I'm not even christian, but sex for me isn't supposed to be with random people. Marriage doesn't have to be an obligation but c'mon, just listen to the tone of it – "sex with random people" – it just sounds unattractive.

  4. When he was saying about the devil it made me think that he is just someone down there being punished . He’s not in charge but he is like the popular one who just thinks he can control it like the popular one in school

  5. Now I am not Christian, and I don’t quite know the entire Bible and everything like that but…

    I don’t think Lucifer is inherently evil. He’s egotistical sure, but he almost has every right to be. I get that they are never meant to think that way, that nothing is better than nothing, but… angels are better than people. They are the best versions of ourselves, if we are to become ourselves.

    So if Lucifer was being to egotistical, why would he be punished so severely. In every way, how would him be telling Adam and Eve that they have free will, that they can take the apple, that they don’t have to abide by rules, such a horrible punishment that would be an actual punishment. That is especially true when God himself tests humankind. What if Lucifer is the leader, the guardian, the caretaker of Hell and not the actual evil thing that he is made out to be? What if his job is to test people like he tested Adam and Eve until they finally understand what they had done wrong? What says he has to torture them eternally, that he has to be coherently devil and cruel and wicked?

    God created humankind in his likeness, but then he spoke to a few of them. The Bible is what the humans remember him saying, or understood it as him saying. For example, what he told the prophets, or whatever they are called (sorry, again, not Christian) may not have been understood properly, so the way that the Bible describes Lucifer and Gabriel and all of the angels as well as God Himself may not be exactly what the people put it as.

    I’m using a quote that I remember briefly from when I went to church here, “We are always incorrect until we are taught to be correct. Some of us, sadly, were never taught to be correct, and it means that our own lives are incorrect in and of itself.”

    Sorry I wrote an essay, I just thought about it (out of the shower)

  6. Yes please do be careful of helium. Obviously a little is fine, but too much can be fatal! Just be careful ^_^

  7. Shower thought i’ve had: infinity war and end game conspiracy theory: thanos is the government and thanos wanting to destroy half the population is saying the government wants to kill most/half of the population and the avengers are…uh idk us?

  8. Rev. Chris: Being a parent is full of joy!

    My mom: Yells at me and my brother to get off the table and take the underwear off our heads

  9. One day, in my preschool sunday school class, I managed to dip my dress in pee. Same day, another girl in my class dipper her dress in poop. Our poor teachers!

  10. if pinocchio tells you that he can make his nose longer right now, grow?

    it will grow because it only works if he's lying but because it grows it means that he's telling the truth

  11. Man I gotta delete my watch history before I have to explain this to my Muslim parents. "Uhh yea so there's this real dope priest that talks about memes? I dunno how I got here I sweAR IT WAS UNINTENTIONAL"

  12. If you overuse Helium (read: excessive amounts at once or daily use) it could cause signs of suffocation, brain damage and eventually increasing the risk at lung cancer as it fills your lungs with a low oxygen environment for extended periods of time. Just a little shot from a balloon every now and then won't do any lasting harm to a healthy body though.

  13. You ever think Jesus taught ducks to walk on water they are just bad at it?
    Or is it the other way around quick montage of Jesus in a mild mallard dojo….

  14. "god is in charge of everything"….. mkay, so all the evil shit in the world is god`s fault? he is in charge of everything^^

  15. My morning thought after waking up:
    We are all comedians and the sinners are the best comedians. So that means the Devil will be the most entertained sinner in Hell as he screamed "God told you so!"

  16. Now when I have a child and they are about to make a bad choice it'll be like

    Me: [Name], No, your drunk.
    Child: But mom I dont drink
    Me: No but your 13

  17. This is the coolest priest I have ever met
    Never mind I'm an atheist.
    I am going to share this with my Christian friend.
    Her dad is a priest

  18. The problem with the idea of the devil not being in charge of hell is that the idea that christians have of hell isnt in the bible. Its from Paradise lost and dantes inferno. Where the devil is in charge of hell.

  19. You have to make sure you won't have chest pain if you take Viagra because if you've taken Viagra and someone gives you a Nitro tablet for chest pain, you'll die right there.

  20. The idea of hell was intruduced waaaaaaayyyyyy past Jesus and thought of by the Catholic Church at the time to instill fear into the hearts of the believers and therefor gain more power.

  21. My thought was that the devel wanted to hurt people so god only let him hurt bad people. It isnt the devel who choose where you go it is you than gods wing man pete.

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