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A Wisdom Tooth Dream Come True

A Wisdom Tooth Dream Come True


– FOUR MILLION OF YOU HAVE SEEN
OUR FIRST GUEST’S REACTION TO GETTING
HER WISDOM TEETH REMOVED. TAKE A LOOK AT HER. – I WANTED TO LOOK LIKE
NICKI MINAJ WHEN I WOKE UP. – YOU WANTED TO
LOOK LIKE NICKI MINAJ? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? – I JUST WANTED TO BE HER
WHEN I WOKE UP. I JUST WANTED TO HAVE HER BUTT. AND HER FACE. – WAIT. – I JUST WANTED TO BE
NICKI MINAJ WHEN I WOKE UP. – BUT YOU GOT YOUR TEETH DONE. – BUT I DIDN’T KNOW THAT. I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA LOOK LIKE
NICKI MINAJ WHEN I WOKE UP. – YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA
LOOK LIKE NICKI MIN– – I PAID A LOT OF MONEY. – AND THAT’S WHAT YOU THOUGHT
THEY WERE GONNA DO? – YEAH.
– AW, MAN, I’M SORRY. – AND I’M STILL WHITE. AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE?
– WHAT? – ELLEN DEGENERES. – YOU WANTED TO BE HER, TOO? – NO, I JUST WANNA BE
FRIENDS WITH HER. – YOU WANNA MEET HER? – NO, I WANNA BE
FRIENDS WITH HER. – OKAY. – I LOVE ELLEN. – I DO, TOO. – ELLEN DEGENERES IS GENEROUS. IT’S LITERALLY IN HER NAME. AND I LOVE HER. I WANNA GO ON HER SHOW, AND I WANT HER TO GIVE ME
ONE OF THOSE GIANT CHECKS SO I CAN GO SHOPPING. AND I WANNA
HELP KIDS OR SOMETHING. – SO YOU JUST WANNA GO ON
HER SHOW TO GET A CHECK? – NO, I WANNA GO ON HER SHOW
TO MEET HER. – AND BE HER FRIEND? – I JUST WANNA–YEAH. – MAYBE SOME DAY. – DOUBT IT. – FROM PROVO, UTAH,
PLEASE WELCOME JAYCI UNDERWOOD. HELLO, FRIEND. HOW’S MY PAL? – OH, I’M SO GOOD. – OH, GOOD. OKAY, SO… YOU GOT YOUR WISDOM TEETH
TAKEN OUT. – I DID.
– AND YOU DECIDED– YOU WOKE UP AND YOU THOUGHT
YOU WERE GONNA BE NICKI MINAJ. – I DID.
– YEP. AND YOU WANTED TO BE MY FRIEND. – SO BAD.
– YEAH, WELL… – [laughs]
– LOOK, HERE WE ARE HANGING OUT. I’M SORRY THAT YOU’RE NOT NICKI
MINAJ AND YOU’RE STILL WHITE. I APOLOGIZE.
– IT’S OKAY. – I CAN’T DO ANYTHING
ABOUT THAT. I CAN’T HELP YOU OUT. AND WHAT DID YOU–
WHEN YOU SAW THAT VIDEO, DID YOU SEE IT THE NEXT DAY, OR WHEN DID
YOUR HUSBAND SHOW YOU? – YEAH,
HE SHOWED ME THE NEXT DAY, AND IT WAS SO EMBARRASSING. I’M LIKE, DROOLING BLOOD, AND I, LIKE, CAN’T TALK ‘CAUSE
THERE’S GAUZE IN MY MOUTH, AND I’M SO OUT OF IT. BUT WE LAUGHED AND… [laughs] I FEEL LIKE I WAS
A GOOD SPORT ABOUT IT. HE SHOWED EVERYBODY, AND APPARENTLY EVERYBODY ELSE
THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY, SO WE’LL SHOW OUR KIDS ONE DAY.
– YEAH. YEAH.
– WE’LL LAUGH ABOUT IT. – THAT’S HILARIOUS.
SO MATT IS IN THE AUDIENCE. HI, MATT, HOW ARE YOU?
– HI. – SO, OBVIOUSLY
SHE’S HAD SURGERY BEFORE, AND YOU KNOW THAT
SHE’S LOOPY WHEN SHE COMES OUT. – OH, YEAH, DEF–
I’VE SEEN A FEW OF HER SURGERIES AND SHE’S ALWAYS COMING OUT
WITH WEIRD STUFF. BUT HER MOM ACTUALLY CALLED
ABOUT AN HOUR BEFORE THE SURGERY ‘CAUSE SHE KNOWS
HOW WEIRD SHE GETS. – YEAH.
– LIKE, “YOU HAVE TO FILM HER.” SO, UH… ACTUALLY, THE BEST PART
I DIDN’T EVEN GET ON FILM. WE WERE DRIVING HOME,
SO I SET UP THE IPAD, AND I HAVE IT FILMED PERFECTLY
AND WE START TALKING AND SHE TELLS ME
SHE KNOWS EVERYTHING ABOUT LIFE. AND I WAS LIKE, “OKAY. AND HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?”
SHE SAYS, “TUPAC CAME TO ME IN A VISION.” [all laughing] – HE’S LYING.
– AND SHE SAYS. “HE TOLD ME EVERYTHING.”
I SAID, “OKAY, LIKE, WHAT DID HE TELL YOU?”
SHE SAYS, “I’VE BEEN SWORN TO SECRECY.”
SO… SO THEN I ASKED
A FEW MORE QUESTIONS AND IT GOT TO THE POINT WHERE
NOAH CAME ON HIS ARK WITH ALL HIS ANIMALS
AND IT WAS GREAT. BUT WE GOT HOME TO
WATCH IT AFTERWARDS, AND IT SAID THE MEMORY WAS FULL,
SO I DIDN’T– – OH, NO.
– THERE’S ACTUALLY NO PROOF TO ANY OF IT.
– WOW. – IT’S…
– OH, NO. – WELL, THAT’S SORT OF WHAT
HAPPENED TO HER WITH TUPAC. SHE DOESN’T HAVE
THE PROOF TO TELL YOU, BUT… – EXACTLY.
– ‘CAUSE HER MEMORY WAS FULL. BUT I GUARANTEE
TUPAC CAME TO HER. – OH, TOTALLY.
– I’M SURE THAT HAPPENED. THAT’S WHAT HAPPENS.
YOU GET VISITED BY TUPAC WHEN YOU–WHEN YOU GO UNDER. AND HE HAS ALL THE ANSWERS. SO I WANNA–
I CAN’T REALLY HELP YOU WITH– AND NICKI’S NOT IN TOWN, OR ELSE
I WOULD HAVE SURPRISED YOU WITH NICKI.
THAT’S WHAT I REALLY WANTED TO DO.
– [laughs] – SHE’S NOT IN TOWN.
BUT I DO WANNA HELP YOU OUT, SO I HAVE SOMETHING THAT’LL
HELP YOU FEEL LIKE NICKI. – OH, MY– – UM… [audience cheers] – [laughs] THANK YOU.
– YEAH. – OKAY.
– SO THERE’S THAT. AND YOU CAN FEEL LIKE NICKI.
– OH, MY GOD. – AND THEN I WANT YOU TO–
YOU SAID IF YOU GOT A BIG CHECK YOU WOULD HELP KIDS
AND SHOP FOR KIDS. SO I WANTED YOU TO HAVE A CHECK FOR $20,
AND YOU’RE GONNA… – [laughs] – HAVE A BIG CHECK. – THANK YOU!
– ALL RIGHT. YOU’RE REALLY NOT GONNA
BUY THAT MUCH WITH $20, SO WE’RE PARTNERS AT TARGET,
AND THEY WANT TO GIVE YOU $5,000 SO YOU CAN ACTUALLY… [audience cheers] – GO SHOPPING
FOR KIDS AND STUFF. – THANK YOU!
– ALL RIGHT, FRIEND.


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